Dan McPainInTheKnees

Sometimes you don’t have much luck with vinyl but sometimes just sometimes you find a part to a power rangers set that suddenly jumps the value of the bits you have 5fold

Absolute lads

I mean same

Oh I’d. It known there’a 0 budvar

The greatest film ever made

My bleary eyed scanning of that I thought mf doom was the space sheriff gavan soundtrack which I thought was a very outre choice

It’s astonishingly good

Oh that’s not too bad that

Who wants to see the night me and televisions John kearns both did our first ever stand up gigs in 2007?

Sooner or later

Oh hello *waves*

Superb

Right actually you know what I’m going to do it. It can only get rejected can’t it

That’s the stuff

Completely indistinguishable from terror of the vervoids

Right who’s up for filing the numbers of wheeltappers and shunters

Oh what can I use to find that I the menu

Anybody else feel the walls of reality are just paper thin at this point

Ceefax Unwrapped telling me the five pages I’ve used most this year:
1) Top 40, numbers 40-31
2) Subtitles for Scooby Doo to see how they spell his dialogue
3) Pic of Len Murray made out of pound signs
4) Subtitles for New Shmoo (see 2)
5) Pic of Norman Willis made out of ampersands

Fuck yes. In the last 6month the stoke DIY/zine/punk/metal scene has suddenly sprung to life. They’re all at my gig. They’re all doing stuff and now they’re doing this at the venue that hosts Stoke UKIP meetings.
That is the stuff

Using an LLM to come up with funny things to post is not the poster's ethos. The true poster does not care if their posts are funny. The true poster posts solely as an outlet for the silly little thoughts that build up in their head like an abscess.

One tree starship

I’m disgusted (complimentary)

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It’s for our good at this point tbh

Enjoy

Trump to sue ITV because they cancelled ‘Crossroads’ Following his legal action against the BBC, President Donald Trump has now announced plans to sue ITV for cancelling Crossroads.

I promise you I did not write this

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A local old skool rock n roll band I know are playing a gig next Friday but the rest of the lineup is the sort of weird drum n’bass/synth/machinethatgoesBWARGGGG stuff I like. I know they’re really not into that. How did that booking happen

Niche Crossroads GIF uploading continues

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I can’t find my normal honey roast peanuts anywhere at the moment