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Dan McPainInTheKnees

@danmckee.bsky.social

HALF NAKED, GIN IN HAND AND CORONATION STREET LOOMING ON THE HORIZON.

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MAXIMUM POWER

02.02.2026 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My hero

02.02.2026 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks I’ll look them up

01.02.2026 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I used to do A LOT. Knocking around Manchester among other places 25 years ago and stopped in 03. But lately I’ve kind of thought maybe there’s one more in me. Just as a walk around familar streets. I will happily take any recs for good ones around the west mids/NW

01.02.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I still think despite being 40something I’d like to do a rave on e one final time

01.02.2026 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lost mark e smith lyrics

01.02.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unless you specifically know what you’re looking You’re looking for YT is just unsusble AI slop now

01.02.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed to both of those. There’s a comedy night in auld hag I keep trying to get booked onto just so I can get macaroni pies

01.02.2026 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Small town boy and Judas Priest breaking the law are conceptually exactly the same song

01.02.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Blakes 7 series D

01.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An Anglia TV leaflet, and InDesign open showing the same leaflet.

An Anglia TV leaflet, and InDesign open showing the same leaflet.

I shouldn’t be working today, but I couldn’t resist finishing recreating this 1966 leaflet.

31.01.2026 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Zelda tears of the kingdom is like that. The climbing is an absolute chore

01.02.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œOh she’s got bette Davis eyes”

01.02.2026 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beats by Dr. Dre headphones came about because some bloke in California became obsessed with a type of cable he’d found he claimed gave β€œultimate fidelity”

01.02.2026 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
ine Brignell
11h β€’ e8
TOTP 1981, I had a ticket to be in the studio audience and after Phil had finished singing ' In The Air Tonight' I asked him about the paint tin/ brush, "it's all in the lyrics" he said.

ine Brignell 11h β€’ e8 TOTP 1981, I had a ticket to be in the studio audience and after Phil had finished singing ' In The Air Tonight' I asked him about the paint tin/ brush, "it's all in the lyrics" he said.

My god I know somebody who was there and did t make him drink the paint #totp

01.02.2026 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She does that massively effective thing of always having the same comic drop to things. Shes like talkie toaster. Whatever she’s responding to she’ll turn into filth and that’s it

01.02.2026 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When she lived in Liverpool she was at the same gym as a friend of mine and she’d occasionally pop
Up in the background of my friends selfies

01.02.2026 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh she’s brilliant

01.02.2026 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or indeed this

01.02.2026 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mud tiger feet came up on my YT mix and god it’s just so Creme BrΓ»lΓ©e

01.02.2026 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a woman is covering her mouth while holding a bow and arrow in a green field . ALT: a woman is covering her mouth while holding a bow and arrow in a green field .
01.02.2026 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Calvin pissing on a Ford logo and Charlie XCX shoplifting, with the caption SAME ENERGY

Calvin pissing on a Ford logo and Charlie XCX shoplifting, with the caption SAME ENERGY

Please enjoy the edit I made for my Instagram story

17.10.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I was M&S wolstanton yesterday
Didn’t shit myself

01.02.2026 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that Liberace at the top

01.02.2026 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Recently something similar if less happened to me. Met somebody I’d been online friends with for a while and afterwards they just said β€œwhat we doing next time” and with that ND thing of sometimes struggling with others that felt properly nice

01.02.2026 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s really interesting. Obviously there’s a survivorship bias thing but still isn’t it just nice when something happens like that.

01.02.2026 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At the next Birmingham tv festival I shall cond down and flaunt my thigh like a Victorian painted lady

01.02.2026 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile, my master plan

31.01.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good innit

31.01.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait till I get the anglia colour production in monocrome on my other thigh

31.01.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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