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Jack Hanford the Manford

@simplyjack.bsky.social

Your favorite pervert’s favorite parole officer

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This is a regressive tax on the unemployed (stamps).

17.02.2026 12:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Vance and newsom are the same person

17.02.2026 12:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I learned this from thank you for smoking.

17.02.2026 03:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

17.02.2026 02:25 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

This is why you keep whatever parts of the Federal government shut down that you can. They are actively working hard to make life worse for Americans. That's the entire goal. You Nazi enablers with a D next to your name already gave them my tax money to build camps in November. Not another dime.

16.02.2026 17:40 — 👍 580    🔁 159    💬 4    📌 2

I’m more impressed that she’s a divorcee by 18. Like Jesus how long do that marriage last 2 weeks?

16.02.2026 15:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Now don’t get me wrong, when it finally does happen that woman will experience a torrential downpour of shit unlike anything any other president has ever seen.

But a woman isn’t per se unelectable

16.02.2026 15:03 — 👍 30    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They said the same fuckin thing about obama right up until he got elected. Then they insisted that he couldn’t have possibly won.

Is this country racist and sexist? You bet.

Does that preclude a woman from winning the presidency? No.

16.02.2026 14:45 — 👍 131    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

At this point you need to consider throwing your phone into the Mississippi. This might sound like it’s coming from a hater but I genuinely am concerned for your mental health. You’ve been on the verge of a mental breakdown for like 2 years now.

16.02.2026 14:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Conservatives would insist that Marx’s world view aligns with them if you somehow managed to detach it from his name

16.02.2026 14:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You

More than anyone else on this site

Absolutely need to delete your account.

16.02.2026 14:08 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Then why would you vote for someone who doesn’t treat republicans winning with that urgency?

16.02.2026 13:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fellas, is it cunty to rustle jimmies?

15.02.2026 23:01 — 👍 121    🔁 35    💬 4    📌 2

That's why the incremental shit is so insane. We have the ability to make these sweeping changes and take swings to make life better but instead we play footsie with the opposition and let them set the terms and beg for scraps

15.02.2026 17:50 — 👍 267    🔁 62    💬 5    📌 0

Hard disagree. We gotta let the man cook

14.02.2026 21:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They took it away. That’s why he’s riding the bike

14.02.2026 21:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Idk why you think the guy who filmed himself swimming in a drainage ditch is above licking the toilet seat after someone tried to flush his stash

14.02.2026 17:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon character wearing bunny ears and a pink hat is being arrested by police . Alt: a cartoon character wearing bunny ears and a pink hat is being arrested by police .
14.02.2026 15:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’d be fuckin livid with Powell.

14.02.2026 01:11 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I use it to proofread my shit so I don’t have to fix all the stuff I copy/pasted from a previous document

13.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Pepe punch

Pepe punch

HE DID THE MEME

13.02.2026 23:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know at some point I would expect enough people become fed up with this kind of bullshit that something happens but I guess America is just full of big old pussies

13.02.2026 21:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
13.02.2026 19:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No she doesn’t

13.02.2026 18:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No you wouldn’t

13.02.2026 18:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Remedial geometry

12.02.2026 23:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I thought he was driven underground

12.02.2026 15:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This does nothing to explain the widespread respected people were committing

12.02.2026 12:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every time I hug my wife she says it

11.02.2026 21:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You laugh but those bolts are the only thing keeping it from retracting fully into his body. Not so funny now, is it?

11.02.2026 03:04 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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