MacKenna S.

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

I’m afraid my spirit animal may be Kuzco as a llama pretending to be a human woman

Imagine living your life not doing extensive research about what to do in your down time

Nancy Mace tweet: Time to bring back the death penalty superimposed on an image of Mr. Burns tenting his fingers as he talks to a crowd

Smithers whispers in Mr. Burns's ear

Mr. Burns pushes Smithers away

Nancy Mace tweet: We truly belive if Tyler Robinson had ever sat down across from Charlie, the great debater, the man of faith and grace he was Tyler wouldn't have pulled the trigger superimposed on an image of a chastened Mr. Burns speaking to the crowd about a different subject

The internet seemed so magical when it first arrived and now here I am, being constantly updated about Taylor Swift and how dumb the “leaders” in my country are

I’ve said it before but reading all the medieval history books I’ve been reading lately has been so comforting. Makes you realize that there have always been mad and incompetent kings and they almost always die in ignominy and everyone piles shit on them for centuries after they’re gone.

Ron Weasley is a mean girl

I don’t like the WORDS and TONE Lucius Malfoy uses but I do unfortunately agree with a lot of his complaints

I am convinced Dumbledore is trying to get fired.

Did Gilderoy Lockhart con Dumbledore or did Dumbledore punk everyone? Because it’s one or the other

Can’t imagine being a physician at this school. Fucking nightmare, fixing shit the professors let these kids do

ACOTAR is today’s Twilight

Who the hell is keeping the tally for the house points?? You’re a professor and just say if you’re adding or subtracting points out loud and someone writes it down? Do you tell Dumbledore later? What is this horrendous, easily-rigged system??

My daughter is in to Harry Potter so keeping track of my reactions to this shit via this thread:

OOTD but it’s just the horrific outfits I’m wearing when I grab my dog from the dogsitter

If anyone needs a bit of serotonin, my 5 year old wants to talk about LOTR at any time with any person

*shaking any possession I own* SPARK JOY DAMMIT SPARK JOY

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...

I need a mashup of Gandalf saying Dennis Reynolds things because I stg their frustrated energy is the exact same

“I was born in the wrong era” not me I get to read The Lord of the Rings books and watch The Lord of the Rings movies and stream The Rings of Power and play Tales of the Shire this summer

A man offering you a copy of The Lord of the Rings in this trying time

😅

Honestly if someone told me Aragorn had a girlfriend, I’m not sure I’d stop flirting with him either so I getcha Eowyn

My husband is ardently telling me why “N/A” should be an option on the ouija board and I love him so much

I’m what it looks like if the Monty Python gang tried to raise a baby together.

TNG is about traveling the stars solving philosophical conundrums with your duty-lovin’ besties #goals

I know this is niche as hell but I get goosebumps literally every time I hear Erwin’s speech to his troops. INSANE anime can go so hard.

“Good God Lemon” is top tier for hissing at yourself after a mistake

TSwift made exactly one thing I’m a fan of, and it’s this sentence:

Sorry to be critical but a close-range shooting lacks the creative, “take-their-money-for-something-stupid” approaches of Everest and Oceangate.

My mom hasn’t found bluesky yet. I’m gonna say curse words.