toll

I NEVER POSTED THE FINISHED ONE. I PRESENT: THE CREATURE

a braided skein of thread of the color known as DMC413

release me

really fucked up how some old obsessions lie within you like sleeper agents cause tell me why this specific thread color i needed was DMC413

A bird/human monstrosity sits on a train looking at its phone as the countryside goes by out the window. The train stops and the bird puts down its crossword app to look at a town flying an italian flag. "Huh?" asks the guy/bird "How did I get to Ireland?" A neighbouring passenger says (in italian) "This is the italian flag ... you're in Italy" to which our bird responds "...um" while typing on its phone. In the final panel we see the screen of the bird's phone, where it is trying to translate from English to Irish "Where can I go birdwatching?" Typing this out makes it seem like it doesn't make any sense. But to paraphrase Mitch Hedberg, go inside my head and then tell me it's not funny.

GOD ITS FUCKING BURBANK AND THEY WERE DRIVING A WHITE SOMETHING MAD EXPENSIVE AND NEW, IM SURE THEY WOULDVE BEEN ABLE TO ON THE GODDAMN SPOT

there are times i think about going into bodybuilding like my father and im not joking

IT'S OK I LIVED AND ALSO I WAS UNHURT FOR THE MOST PART, THIS UPDATE IS TWO WEEKS LATE FOR THIS REASON. in fact, because i am just SO amazing at everything i do, i planned to go over the hood and do a very cool stunt to avoid tires. the second part did not happen.

i don't get to be normal about anything. i get hit by a car, i get up and go home, and i sit with my chicken pot pie and my projects only to realize i didn't get the license plate

Letters and happy face beads on colorful elastic spelling out HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE. Harlan Ellison, I Have No Mouth & I Must Scream

Finished the beading >:]

the only reason this is taking this long is because i was busy 100%ing slay the princess

HAI FREN

i should send you the "songs to get vivisected to" playlist sometime and im not joking

i forgot this existed but also i feel like i should Not do that due to the fact that i literally only have twt to keep up with certain games and bands

me mandaram esse vídeo do site falecido lá e eu PRECISO que todo mundo aqui veja também

sometimes I draw idv (rare)

original monochrome art “The Language that You Don’t Speak Yet” by Heather Hudson; old woman with a fiery head holds a finger to her lips as three crows circle her

The Language that You Don’t Speak Yet, an older personal work in graphite and charcoal and maybe a little ink.
You’ll understand when you’re older, probably.
#art #traditionalmedia #old #metaphorical

menthol illness at its finest as i open up twst and light another camel crush

How I’m feeling tonight

this is what peak looks like actually. if anyone was wondering

cherry party is OUT NOW!!!

a game jam project by @merrigel.bsky.social and i >:)
🍒 tigerstooth.itch.io/cherry-party 🐛

guess im in insurance now.

dope ass store i walked into after doing a little embroidery and copping my silly little coffee from my homie down the street from this place. my sole regret is not taking more photos.

thinking abt how crazy it was going back home but seeing this in the direction of home. idk ive never seen a horizon look that grey, we dont have that in nc

i will watch revue starlight. finally

no threat will stop me but the egregious condition in which the days inn was kept almost did

i didnt update while i was in the hotel but all you need to know is that i was ever on the grind regardless

my coworker also has commd me for a patch that simply says "lets be ducks" and for the love of god her mind knows not the bounds imposed by modern society at times

hi i always forget to update. heres the thing now. it must be done again. mirrored.

WICKED BABYGIRL NOSFERATU

The Selkie and Her Family