Paz Carmichael

A new Castlevania game?

And it's by the Dead Cells team?

Oh, this is gonna be peak >:3

A nostalgic look at the 1985 NES mega hit, Super Mario Bros. on my nostalgic CRT television. (An extreme closeup of a very tiny Super Mario Bros. title screen)

Super Mario Bros. (NES - 1985)

Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.

yeah no fucking shit

maybe 7 year development cycles are fucking stupid and unnecessary and don't even produce measurably better games than shorter ones

all the kinds of modern Indie Games:

-"roguelike" (slot machine)
-feelings
-unlock/tech tree simulator
-"god we hope northernlion plays this"
-crunchy first person shooter
-morrowind built by a single lunatic

Something I've been thinking about more is that, yes old games were pumped out because of insane labor crimes *but the art still exists* Unlike today where we are still putting humans in a meat grinder to make something, but that something is valueless ephemera from gamefied gambling houses or multiplayer games that live for less than a year and then die with no way to ever access them again I don't justify Chrono Trigger putting people in the hospital because I can still play it, but I can at least still fucking play it

Been thinking about Highguard and the impermanence of games these days (which is to say, moreso that usual)

i knew this clip was going get a lot of use going forward

A hand drawn map of the original NES Castlevania game.

The full map to the original Castlevania. This is a brilliant map. Despite seeing a map in between stages, you don't really think about how it all connects, but the flow lines up almost perfectly making one cohesive castle.

Neo Turf Masters with the Persona 5 combat menu options.

BORN TO GOLF WIND IS A FUCK CHIP EM ALL 1996 I am fernando almeida 410,757,864,530 MISSED PUTTS

I found these two Neo Turf Masters memes in my memories.

it's hard to understand how things got so bad. my theory is we didn't have enough thinkpieces by people in their 30s interrogating the politics of cartoons for children. forty or fifty more of those coulda turned this all around

I don't give a fuck if you don't know what I'm talking about- this is art. When you go see a painting on the wall and it looks bugged out because you don't know what the fuck he thinking, because he ain't got no benches, no trees there, it's just a splash. The nigga that did it know what the fuck it is

This pops up every once in awhile and I always share it. Wu Tang goes in and out of popularity with the times, but there's no denying there was a Dream Team level of talent and brilliance on that roster. True artists.

Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies* Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"

With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online

tennis fever

All those YouTubers making videos talking about how Disney and Pixar have been “dethroned” by Sony Pictures Animation only for this recent news to break.

This is why manufacturing competition between these studios on the basis of their films’ quality is a bad thing.

So, how 'bout that new asdfmovie, huh?

Rigs by @zayjax.bsky.social
Circus Tent by @blueambiance.bsky.social
Cheese by 321Blender

#TheAmazingDigitalCircus #3D #animation #asdfmovie

Don't really want to talk about Discord, enough going around

Instead I just want to remind you

You have friends who only have close online connections. Please be considerate. Do not scare the hell out of them right now that they'll be abandoned.

Talk of going scorched earth scares many people

Weaknesses: - Unskippable cutscenes - Some chapters feel half-baked - Minor bugs - Excessive makeout scenes - Slow segments in gameplay

A friend of mine was using a tool to analyze market research for his game. As a check he tested it on DELTARUNE. Seems like I have a lot of things to work on...

Age Verification?

I'm exactly a year older than Crash Team Racing

haven't made a step sound yet so i'm using a clip of alucard saying "What?!" from castlevania symphony of the night with randomized pitch as a placeholder.

An SNES mouse hooked up to a Switch 2 running Mario Paint.

Tried to use my SNES mouse with my Switch 2 but it didn’t work…

Someone’s sharp X68000 setup with those Roland monitors and it’s playing the game Cotton

Serial Experiments Lain is a cautionary, deeply political story about how cool the Sharp X68000 looked, and what would happen if computers kept looking like that.

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

In the Luigi's Mansion Game™ for Nintendo Switch System™, you'll help the Luigi Character™ rescue his friend mario from the evil King™ Boo™ Villain™

Also throw in Fallout, The Elder Scrolls, Grand Theft Auto, and possibly some other series I can't think of right now :P

PERSONA 🤝 METAL GEAR ONLY THE MOST DEDICATED FANS PLAYING THE FIRST TWO GAMES

Just something that I noticed recently

Oh, it's far worse than that. Society as a whole realized the harm - potential and direct - almost immediately.

It's just that the people that run the world decided, even as the corpses piled up, that they just didn't care and were going to bet the entire global economy on radium toothpaste.