Luthen Vandross

His dad ate lead too.

The moon landing is real. Kim Kardashians ass is fake. In fact, the entire Kardashian family is a government conspiracy.

Usha Vance might want to get her affairs in order.

He should stop being a fucking nazi if he doesn’t want to get shot.

I’ve never seen a more curb-stompable face in all my years.

Damn. Those monkeys must love to fuck.

He’ll be an ICE agent next week.

Looks like a huge joint. Do I mean joint as in slang for marijuana or slang for penis? Yes.

FFS, don’t.

Let him eat cock

Everyone wins at Moda, except the Blazers.

No. “They” have the guns. This country’s only hope is an armed Leftist movement.

I’m with you in spirit. I wish we could get rid of all the guns, but it also doesn’t make sense to unilaterally disarm. You might want to get comfortable with guns, or you might have to get comfortable with forced labor camps.

We’re gonna need their home addresses, too.

NGL, I’m a little jealous.

If you have 9 women, you can make a baby in a month.

This dude has definitely performed a brojob or two… thousand.

One orange brain cell

The Finns might be the best white folks on the planet.

Donny’s been denying her the mushroom, so she’s getting vindictive.

Ray Charles could have seen this coming.

Buy guns and ammo, folks! It the words of Nancy Pelosi, we will not unilaterally disarm.

They make a formula for that specific issue. Rectumol

“She’s such fucking asshole.”
- John McCain’s ghost

I’d feel bad if he wasn’t such a giant piece of shit.

If you like weed, strippers, and civil disobedience, this is the place for you.

I don’t understand why he’s afraid. Trump supporters give zero fucks that he’s a pedophile because they’re shitty people. All Republicans care about is trump’s base.

Vu is French for shoe, so deja shoe is also correct.

This is more of a sad, actual fact than a low quality one.