EDE

"excuse me sir, there must be some mistake- i voted to create the camps, not live in the zone of interest" is like every trump voter

*sigh* my favorite pen ran out of ink this morning

At least I have my second (now first) favorite pen which is almost as good. It’s also a Northrop Grumman company pen for some reason which is really funny considering I hate the defense industrial complex but apparently they have damn good pens

I feel it’s an obvious, yet hot, take but SA and related things being depicted in media is supposed to make you uncomfortable. If it’s not making you uncomfortable then it’s probably a bad depiction at best and romanization at worst

Oh word?

Feeling like a horse eating my apple chunks

Don’t forget to kill Dr. Byrnes

Cat

Cam Girl Has Ash On Forehead

how do I kill my computer

Gun

a man with a beard is sitting in a chair in front of a refrigerator . ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a chair in front of a refrigerator .

@govpritzker.illinois.gov pushing for new zoning rules to encourage multi family housing, ending the nuclear moratorium in Illinois, and actively pushing for more nuclear generating plants to be built
omg dream come true

Many of the current admin officials are just in competition with each other for who can be the most homoerotic while professing heterosexuality

The RFK milk ad and Hegseth’s obsession with manly men are neck and neck honestly. Plus there’s trump’s entire fruitiness thing going on

Centrist MLK: I have a dream that someday the polling will show that it’s safe to support integrated schools

Me skittering out of the Wendy’s quickly as two soldiers walk in so I don’t let myself start staring (men in uniform 😳)

Eyes

“Do you think the hyperobject at the end of time is a gentle lover?” This is a moot question

A bear and a goose are at the end of time. They are not a gentle lovers because they are not lovers. They are mourners. They are progenitors. They have created us.

Big fan of the picture of Gerald Ford that is incredibly badass for no reason at all

Happy Presidents’ Day, Illinois!

Can’t wait to add your name to the list of presidents to celebrate on this holiday 👀

Shoot me I just saw “together” shortened to “tg”

There’s something deeply disturbing to me about losing your mind, and I don’t mean going quirky crazy, I mean your brain is damaged and you’re losing yourself. I can’t fathom it. The thought of waking up with memory so damaged that I’m living years in the past before seeing something that reminds me

Interesting side thought for when this is all over and we’re back to semblance of a Normal™ Society: could be potentially a worthwhile avenue to have citizens take an oath when registering to vote. Nothing binding or anything but just a piece of symbolism you could point to in times like these

One of the most common taboos I see is the US flag being flown at the same level as other flags. Like state, county, and brand flags should never be flown at the same height out of respect for the US flag.

Personally I disagree with that convention but that’s a different conversation entirely

I like how many outwardly patriotic people just have no qualms about spitting on the code for the flag they supposedly worship.

The flag code and respect method in general get stepped on all the time. Once you learn it you’ll never stop seeing violations

Guys ice skating is way harder than it looks wtf

Holy ratio

Being “unironically with the conservatives [on leash play in public]” is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard I’m crying 😭

They’re like you can have the freak flag just don’t fly it

honestly tired of trying to convince people that trump's immigration policy is not really about violent undocumented immigrants or even just undocumented immigrants, but immigrants in general and even non-white people more broadly.