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enjoying life to spite god.

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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are having a conversation while building a snowman.
Blue: The only good thing about summer are the fresh peas from outdoor markets. I wish they were available all year.
Green: But then they wouldn't be special.
Blue: What do you mean?
Green: If you could have them any time you wanted, there'd be nothing good about summer.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are having a conversation while building a snowman. Blue: The only good thing about summer are the fresh peas from outdoor markets. I wish they were available all year. Green: But then they wouldn't be special. Blue: What do you mean? Green: If you could have them any time you wanted, there'd be nothing good about summer.

20.02.2026 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2131    πŸ” 331    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4
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Discovery
(Part 12)

20.02.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2627    πŸ” 363    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 2
"My first-aid knowledge leaving my body the moment a generative AI user requires resuscitation"

"My first-aid knowledge leaving my body the moment a generative AI user requires resuscitation"

"Heimlich? Never heard of him :3c"

15.12.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 576    πŸ” 137    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2
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WHOS NEXT???!?!?!!

19.02.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 9176    πŸ” 1636    πŸ’¬ 461    πŸ“Œ 80

If me & my mum had *allegedly* offered financial aid to assist my brother in covering up his involvement in a pedophile, sex trafficking ring I would expect the police to have some questions for me.

If I was also THE HEAD OF STATE AND THE FUCKING KING I would expect journalists to also be curious.

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Every royal is a rotten parasite - either a racist pedo banqueting off of our taxes, or endlessly willing to shield their incestuous clan of imperial dogs from accountability - arrest them all & turn their palaces into refugee accommodation & libraries.

This is my moderate public opinion.

19.02.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 347    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
The image is a comic strip titled "Little Niddles," featuring two spiky, hedgehog-like characters.
1. First Panel (Top Left):
   - The left character asks, "What is the one thing that stands between you and all your dreams?"
   - The background is light blue.
2. Second Panel (Top Right):
   - The right character responds with "CAPITALISM."
   - The background is a similar light blue.
3. Third Panel (Bottom Left):
   - The left character, with a thinking expression, says, "'Yourself' – the answer is obviously you."
4. Fourth Panel (Bottom Right):
   - The right character replies, "I'm pretty sure it's CAPITALISM."

The image is a comic strip titled "Little Niddles," featuring two spiky, hedgehog-like characters. 1. First Panel (Top Left): - The left character asks, "What is the one thing that stands between you and all your dreams?" - The background is light blue. 2. Second Panel (Top Right): - The right character responds with "CAPITALISM." - The background is a similar light blue. 3. Third Panel (Bottom Left): - The left character, with a thinking expression, says, "'Yourself' – the answer is obviously you." 4. Fourth Panel (Bottom Right): - The right character replies, "I'm pretty sure it's CAPITALISM."

19.02.2026 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 353    πŸ” 165    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

doing some research prep for this episode and stumbled upon perhaps the craziest jeff bezo photo ever

18.02.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3393    πŸ” 340    πŸ’¬ 141    πŸ“Œ 38

Science is not truth.
Science is finding the truth.

When science changes its opinion, it didn't lie to you. It learned more.

18.02.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4298    πŸ” 1374    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 18
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hi guys I know I haven't been very active lately, and I don't talk about where I'm from often, but the government made some really scary announcements today so I thought I'd share to let everyone know what's happening. here are some posts from twt for context

17.02.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7065    πŸ” 5996    πŸ’¬ 81    πŸ“Œ 125
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue sees Green approach enthusiastically.
Green: It's my birthday!
Blue: Congratulations!

Blue turns to look over his shoulder as Green walks past him.
Green: I booked a time to get my ears rinsed!
Blue: ...Have fun?

One hour later, Blue is sitting peacefully at home, reading a book. The book flies off as Green's triumphant yelling startles him, pages fluttering everywhere.
Green: I can hear all the way to the bronze age!

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue sees Green approach enthusiastically. Green: It's my birthday! Blue: Congratulations! Blue turns to look over his shoulder as Green walks past him. Green: I booked a time to get my ears rinsed! Blue: ...Have fun? One hour later, Blue is sitting peacefully at home, reading a book. The book flies off as Green's triumphant yelling startles him, pages fluttering everywhere. Green: I can hear all the way to the bronze age!

18.02.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3183    πŸ” 476    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 13
Just so we're clear, when this nightmare ends, there is no "moving on" or "let's put this behind us." There must be accountability for every single person who made this possible.

Just so we're clear, when this nightmare ends, there is no "moving on" or "let's put this behind us." There must be accountability for every single person who made this possible.

18.02.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
The meme shows two individuals in a series of frames. The first person on the left, depicting Nazi pedophile Trump says, "Stop talking about Epstein!" The second person on the right, with a simple, stern expression, responds with a resolute "No." The minimalist style and straight profiles highlight the confrontational nature of the exchange.

The meme shows two individuals in a series of frames. The first person on the left, depicting Nazi pedophile Trump says, "Stop talking about Epstein!" The second person on the right, with a simple, stern expression, responds with a resolute "No." The minimalist style and straight profiles highlight the confrontational nature of the exchange.

18.02.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

CEOs Never Cum

18.02.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4974    πŸ” 833    πŸ’¬ 98    πŸ“Œ 58

You cannot simultaneously hold "Abolish ICE" as a political stance & browbeat people to dedicate their support for blue ghouls like Gavin Newsom who, in conversation with *Ben Shapiro* of all people, said that he doesn't want to abolish ICE.

18.02.2026 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 524    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2
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it's what he deserves
#HazbinHotel #Valentino #HazbinHotelValentino #Vox #hazbinHotelVox

27.01.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1050    πŸ” 267    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 1
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#GangStuff

18.02.2026 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 131    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

there are so many economic jenga towers ready to topple it really feels like this trying to keep my eyes focused and prepare for which direction the economy is going to blow up in

18.02.2026 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 872    πŸ” 219    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1
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having fun with friends

17.02.2026 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 550    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1
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"octopath" is a nonsense word but the pitch is "eight paths": there are eight protagonists, each with their own multi-chapter stories. everything was built on that: it's a setting with eight gods, eight job classes, the characters' names always form an anagram of OCTOPATH

14.02.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Ophilia
Cyrus
Tressa
Olberic
Primrose
Alfyn
Therion
H'aanit

Ochette
Castti
ThronΓ©
Osvald
Partitio
Agnea
Temenos
Hikari

14.02.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
RFK Jr.: β€˜Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’

RFK Jr.: β€˜Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’

RFK Jr.: β€˜Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/

17.02.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 11171    πŸ” 2103    πŸ’¬ 466    πŸ“Œ 253
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He might have some underlying issues!

17.02.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 622    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
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We all need this!

09.02.2026 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 499    πŸ” 186    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 10

I hate this so much, I hate UB

I want ✨in-world✨ content. I want game designers to focus creativity and gameplay ✨in-world.✨ If UB has to exist in the world now, and people like it, so be it, but does there have to be so goddamn much of it.

17.02.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 238    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

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