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26.02.2026 20:48 โ ๐ 574 ๐ 168 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 8I still love that there's a music video made from the premise of expanding on the Pokemon Center theme.
26.02.2026 19:35 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm ready to see the Gen X starters and get a Champions release date. Anything else is icing.
26.02.2026 19:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How much do you love drama? How much do you love mess? How fast do you RSVP to your friend's Love is Blind wedding?
26.02.2026 19:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Goodbye gym.
26.02.2026 16:32 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh, very cool to finally see it. That's where I have one of my 2 digital library cards. ๐คญ
25.02.2026 14:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Pokemon is 30 years old and it's time to party! ๐ฅณโก
I tried to go for a Sugimori-ish coloring style with this one!
I really should revisit Tactics Advance and A2 some time.
25.02.2026 05:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Quote with your current game rotation! ๐ฎ
25.02.2026 03:12 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1Reading back through my romance novel with a pivotal blizzard and guessing that readers are gonna think it was somehow about the one in January. I even wrote about a shell of ice over a huge accumulation of snow.
But I wrote it from April to November last year.
Sorry to vaguepost, but I just saw someone trying to coin a worse term for milkshake ducking and I caught secondhand embarrassment.
24.02.2026 17:06 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm so glad we decided to switch to cancel the bundled TV service we weren't using and switch ISPs. An upload that would have taken me ~5 hours was instead about 15 minutes. ๐ And we're paying less than 2/3s from before.
23.02.2026 21:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This guy gets it.
23.02.2026 20:42 โ ๐ 23482 ๐ 5717 ๐ฌ 450 ๐ 803Don't Hug Me I'm Scared is coming to @dropout.tv
23.02.2026 18:47 โ ๐ 1315 ๐ 353 ๐ฌ 21 ๐ 63It's finally time to stream Animal Crossing again!
www.twitch.tv/shiningcrobat
Losing my mind over the response to 2015 Hamburglar. So many people essentially called him a hipster, which I thought we were over in 2012. If this had a debut today we'd be wondering if he had Reheated Rivalry with Japanese Ronald.
23.02.2026 15:00 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We love you, manga headliner Ampharos.
23.02.2026 14:15 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I would think that all the different identities queer men have around bodies would make it easier, but maybe they just become different standards to attempt to fit in some minds. But I hope to see some more embrace of fluidity here.
23.02.2026 03:00 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I have probably just been lucky in the communities I've entered, broadly queer or gaymers mostly. Not exactly based on looks. But I haven't seen people policing each other's bodies so much as a lot of people desperate to change their own appearance.
23.02.2026 02:58 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Been noodling on the 'straight men fell for the gay gaze with bodybuilding' thing because... I dunno that 'at least queer men have a sexual release with each other' cuts it. Queer men rate lower body satisfaction. There's still a decent harm on us.
23.02.2026 02:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Wind Waker
Tears of the Kingdom
Link's Awakening
I'm sorry I talked shit about the Veronica Mars revival.
22.02.2026 03:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I am learning that Evan Boy Throb is a local, a Marylander even.
22.02.2026 03:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Finally gave the Veronica Mars revival season a chance now that it's on Netflix. Surprised it was so well received. Despite releasing in 2019, it feels like 2009. I'll finish this ep, but I dunno that I'll keep going despite the original run being some of my most re-watched TV.
22.02.2026 01:41 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I wish I could explain The Boyfriend on its own terms, but to people who are not usually into reality romance I feel like it mostly works to say it's way kinder and lower pressure than anything else in the space.
21.02.2026 22:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Lordt I just needed my silly little game night with like 15 other f slurs to get in a good mood.
21.02.2026 06:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm so tired of Pokรฉmon games that I'll never play pumping out banger costumes.
21.02.2026 06:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I bring a sort of trying to fuck the other contestants on The Bachelorette Vibe to The Bachelorette that the producers of The Bachelorette don't really like
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