@amandasallmann.bsky.social
I was put on this world to do the worm and get money.
49% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud
27.02.2025 19:01 — 👍 4803 🔁 1074 💬 26 📌 26Every day should be like this for all of them. ALL OF THEM. ALL THE TIME. EVERYWHERE THEY GO. They shouldn't be able to go out to eat, to relax, to vacation, to shop, without someone making a noise.
01.03.2025 21:20 — 👍 4824 🔁 1043 💬 65 📌 29Enya actually slaps? “Sail away”? Um, yes queen, I think I will thank you
21.02.2025 15:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every time I put effort into my job I’m like “wow. I am like if a person was a genius”
20.02.2025 21:37 — 👍 312 🔁 24 💬 5 📌 0I realise it's no reason to dislike a whole franchise, but I can't get beyond Harrison Butker's views on women.
Go Eagles.
Who's with me?!
25.01.2025 04:50 — 👍 310 🔁 39 💬 7 📌 2
Nor am I!
23.01.2025 12:41 — 👍 46016 🔁 8031 💬 832 📌 498This all feels like that scene in Revenge of the Sith where the Palpatine gets emergency powers, and everyone cheers meanwhile Padmé is standing there all dumbfounded like how can anyone NOT see what the fuck is going on.
22.01.2025 15:07 — 👍 9472 🔁 1149 💬 214 📌 54
This guy won the popular vote. That’s why I say America deserves everything we get.
22.01.2025 14:23 — 👍 32729 🔁 4177 💬 4995 📌 975
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21.01.2025 14:11 — 👍 369 🔁 52 💬 10 📌 4it feels like TikTok got bitten by a zombie and is hiding the bite
20.01.2025 05:10 — 👍 6811 🔁 1182 💬 119 📌 42As of 12:02 EST, we officially declare an end to Dry January
20.01.2025 17:10 — 👍 4280 🔁 394 💬 64 📌 25
I’ll be posting this today
20.01.2025 15:05 — 👍 40186 🔁 9892 💬 528 📌 600
uh-oh
19.01.2025 03:56 — 👍 3408 🔁 660 💬 32 📌 16Being in your mid to late 20s is crazy. I just hung out with my college friend and her infant and I used to help her do keg stands not even 6 years ago.
18.01.2025 21:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Unbeatably, one of the worst things to see while suffering a migraine at work is them setting up blenders in the kitchen right next to your desk
16.01.2025 18:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you should read about Reagan and the hostages and consider some alternative theories about what might have happened here and why it’s happening the day Biden leaves office
16.01.2025 00:39 — 👍 280 🔁 22 💬 21 📌 4I bet mead drunk at 1 am at the tavern hit when the minstrel play that banger
15.01.2025 20:59 — 👍 1590 🔁 229 💬 32 📌 6“Everyone’s entitled to their own opinio-“ wrong. No one is allowed to hate Dolly Parton.
14.01.2025 19:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My advice: diversify your reading. You’ll find more great books that way and you’ll support writers who actually need it AND you’ll be less susceptible to heartbreak when monsters are revealed because you won’t have all your little emotion eggs in that one monster’s basket.
13.01.2025 22:34 — 👍 1571 🔁 149 💬 36 📌 7I despise what Twitter has become but god did I cultivate a vibe there. Now what? I have to build from the ground up?
13.01.2025 16:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love critical theory and am coming around on media analysis as more than enjoying something.
But holy shit can I still not stand this: "Wow, this book is amazing."
"Yeah, but this character/ setting/plot point is problematic."
Yes. Fiction is allowed to represent bad things.
Women can be losers too
08.01.2025 19:23 — 👍 34 🔁 6 💬 7 📌 0
