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Age verification?

Nobody in my high school was medicated by shrink. Medicated by the guy who worked in the bike shop more like.

Hear me out: Kermit and the gang running the most chaotic ER in the country in The Mupitt.

My therapist said I need to socialize more. So I got a second cat.

Two cats are always better than one. More than two is even better.

Corporate (2018-2020) - one of life's small joys is realising you have an unfinished season of an underrated show still to watch. Which can be scarily insightful at times. #corporate #JakeWeisman #lifestylecoach #MattIngebretson #corporate

#corporate #mattingebretson

A picture of Steve the otter in his car. The caption reads: "Steve joined the gym in January. He's had disappointing results. Today he's finally decided to head down there himself to find out what's going on" - The image is drawn by In Otter News

I'm not sure it works like that, Steve...

Have you ever watched a 24-hour news channel and wondered to yourself…how the hell did that person get on air?

Well, I can tell you how that happens.

It gives me some serious concerns about our information ecosystem:

This isn’t an ocean wave.

Its more than a 1,000-mile long cold front.

Stretching over southern Chile and Argentina 🌍

Seen from space.

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

(discord screenshot) "anyone using discord from a desktop pc is verified over 30"

shoutout to @amazingthew.bsky.social for the actual answer to discord adult verification

It's true.

DOGS/ANN_001.GIF

Disposable coffee cup labeled "Cark". I said my name was Marc with a "c"...

For the wait list, i said my name is "Stephen, with a ph". Saw them write it as "Phteven".

This was not remotely the worst misspelling of my name. That honor goes to the dry cleaner - I said, it's "U-I-T-T-I". He wrote it with every letter wrong in indelible marker on the inside of my shirt collar.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

A Cybertruck crashed into the front of a McMansion. Social media tag suggests this took place in Frisco, Texas.

the absolute state of things, in one image

How are K-pop groups formed? By the Korean version of Simon Cowell, who has far more power than the British Simon Cowell could ever dream of.

All The Questions You Have About K-Pop, Answered https://theonion.com/all-the-questions-you-have-about-k-pop-answered/

'Your Favorite Band Sucks' Vintage T-Shirt

Show everyone you are smart despite your current salary. https://store.theonion.com/products/your-favorite-band-sucks-vintage-t-shirt?variant=42177513750597

mood

My Mafia Cat, Big Dave at his chop shop. He'll give you two grand for that stolen BMW and will also throw in a tenner bag of catnip.

sense the muppets are topic of discussion right now I’m gonna show one of my fav images of all time.

My cat Big Dave, the local Tony Soprano of the Cat Mafia.

National Lampoon cover with the text if you don't buy ring we'll kill the dog

That Ring ad