Mike S

Lily Allen has taken us from Hot Girl Summer to Divorced Mum Winter and I am here for it.

$120 pop up experience where you get to smoke weed with the tupac hologram

Education is the enemy of fascism.

Who tf worked this out

Is that not essentially what the first comment about Corbyn splitting the vote is saying too?

Clear as day police brutality, but you know fuck all will happen to these cops

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

A terrible drawing of a horse, in green marker pen on a dirty whiteboard. “Hompse” is written above it.

the comedians who go on gb news like to say that “all comedy has a target”, but my daughter drew this horse on a whiteboard and wrote “hompse” next to it, so she wins the debate

Just went to the GP about something definitely not life threatening but I was just a little worried about and wanted an expert opinion and I was so PATHETIC and APOLOGETIC like “sorry mr doctor I’m a stupid idiot head but pls just a little of your time and expertise”, lost all credibility up front

welcome to the fisher-price fuck house

A row of beautiful pink cherry trees creates a tunnel of sorts over the top of an emerald green lawn next to a carless road. Spring!

Good morning friends! The Spring equinox has arrived 🌸
Let's share some beauty today ~ it spreads like a wildflowers!
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#Photography #PhotographersUnited #PhotographersOfBluesky #EastCoastKin #BloomScrolling #Spring #Flowers #Trees #Nature 🌿

I relate to LotR: Return of the King because I too would crawl through hot lava for Aragorn

JD Vance looks like a racist Care Bear

Still true.

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

The issue is who? Their goals tend to be spread around. I guess Kluivert is the safest pick?

Sometimes a Nazi salute is just a Nazi salute. Given that a longtime Nazi did it, no need to overthink that. For fuck’s sake.

For the first time in a while I actually expect us to win today, however that in itself scares me. Head says 2-0 Blues though.

inventing a stone capable of killing three birds

Meryl won 30-odd grand by accident in the first season so this is honestly a pretty good tactic

Thoguhts Of Life—Ive replaced evero screen in my goon cave w/ a diff. translation of the Epic Of Gilgamesh. My mind has become rather Honed

Love Actually (2003) is a beloved Christmas classic but what many fans don’t realise is that the country it’s set in, “England”, wasn’t just made up for the film - it actually exists! It has a population of 69 million people and its chief export is gas turbines.

I’m 100% ok with gatekeeping incels. If you can’t handle a woman being the protagonist or a non-white person being the protagonist of a video game, I don’t think you deserve to play games.

Hades' explanation is not stupid!

Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?

Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.

can’t stop thinking about this Mary Oliver poem 🥹