Count Melancholia

"Peace" in the middle east. [deAdder, excellent as always.]

This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.

Calling @dieworkwear.bsky.social - oh la la!

Turns out a window cleaner just left it there, but he's pursued by an obsessed police officer, serves seven years in the foreign legion, and performs a daring underwater prison escape before his name is finally cleared.

Louvre heist creates 'terrible image' of France, justice minister says A manhunt is underway to find the four thieves before the jewels - which once belonged to French royals - are broken up.

im very sorry sir but you are entirely wrong, i have never loved the French more www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

WELCOME TO THE FUTURE, WHERE NOTHING FUCKING WORKS

He gets paid a lot from various media. It just doesn't seem normal. I saw this chart of what he'd made since July:

Something weird has happened to Chris Mason, like maybe a brain aneurysm or something. I've stopped following him as he seems deranged.

If you are confident that a boat near Venezuela is carrying drugs, you stop it and board it. That way, you have evidence.

If you don't really care if a boat near Venezuela is carrying drugs, but you just want to kill people, you blow the boat up. That way, the irrelevant evidence is gone.

You can s m e l l the excess testosterone just looking at the video. <sniffs>

THREE HUNDRED billionaires. Can that be true?? I thought there were maybe 13.
You sure are being taken for a ride, America.

RFK Jr. explains why socializing with Jeffrey Epstein wasn't such a big deal for him: ...l ran into everybody in NY. I mean, I knew Harvey Weinstein, I knew Roger Ailes, I knew -- O.J. Simpson came to my house. Bill Cosby came to my house."

“All my friends murdered and raped, sometimes they hung out at my house. Get over yourself.”

I should be used to it by now, but it's really weird to live in a country run by a gross pig

Maybe the problem is ‘journalism’ and ‘content creation’ have become interchangeable.

#NOKING

are his files
As full as thy report?

Have been enjoying Greg Daniel's "Upload" on Amazon for its light, dry hypercapitalist cynicism but they knocked it out the park with a cameo by cyberpunk prophet William Gibson in S3E5! Appropriate use of @greatdismal.bsky.social as a cautionary voice that's utterly ignored 😉

Galleri test: Exciting results from blood test for 50 cancers The Galleri test looks for fragments of DNA that have broken off a tumour and are circulating in the blood.

Exciting results from blood test for 50 cancers. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

youth culture, like named generations, is a transient effect of the baby boom and we'll be well rid of it

New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

Proud papa moment: my son J published a letter in the @nytimes.com today (in print tomorrow) on the need to think our definitions of autism.

OK guys, post your best signs from today for entry into my Top 15 No Kings Sign Contest.

four dicks

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only

Adding my title as ‘Air Commodore’ on a checkout page

Love checking out at Fortnum & Mason

heist at the louvre in paris this morning, 3 dudes with a ladder and small chainsaws apparently stole what was left of the french crown jewels and disappeared on a scooter. painful to see someone else live your dream

Street dubbed 'Little Beirut' after concrete blocks placed to stop parking 'Not a good look for a residential area that’s in the city centre'

Funnily enough, there’s a very dull corner of Beirut that’s known locally as “Little Gloucester”.

"Parking is such sweet sorrow"