A Lad Named Brad

Maybe his fat ass will fall off the roof

I just say I will not have access to email. I try to tell our contractors and agents not to call me when I’m out of the office either, but sometimes those pleas fall on deaf ears.

Not the target demo, but Tigers win the WS

I also *typically* do not drink at airports. I think I’ve had one airport drink in my life.

I wonder if ESPN is doing the “24 hours of games” thing again

I’m not always on the nostalgia train, but golf at the professional level used to be soooo much more fun to follow.

Anywho, golf broadcasting was perfect in 1997 and why we ever changed, I don’t know.

The US Open, Women’s Open, and Senior Open belong on NBC and I don’t much care what happens to the rest of the package.

It’s been a while since I felt like we have no true idea who should be good this year. Maybe something crazy will happen.

Tennessee’s probably too high without knowing what Joey Aguilar is going to do, but we’ll find out soon enough.

Michigan, Alabama, and Georgia are all too high as well, but yet I can’t tell you who should be ahead of them. Lots of question marks.

There’s my indie band name

Wrong 79-year-old, Lord.

Beast of Burden for me

If you can’t get right with God in an hour, you never will regardless of how long you spend in church.

the USA built a system of higher education so good that smart/rich people from across the world came here, spending billions to learn here, subsidizing education for Americans while spending money to live in our cities and towns. our government arbitrarily decided we should stop doing that

Oh Lando is definitely DC. I think there’s a pretty solid comparison to make between Schumi and Oscar, at least for their demeanor.

So *this* is what it would have been like if DC and Schumi had been at McLaren at the same time.

ONE STOP LANDOOOOOOOOOOOO

What Ferrari pace

One Stop Lando?

I was legit mad that Tennessee wasn’t first. We must explore new avenues of being annoying.

Anything by Garth Brooks for me.

Emmanuel is so much fun to watch.

This has to be an “open the bullpen door and sprint to the mound” scenario

Inshallah

Kick Out The Jams

Oh you know

A fake ad from this month’s Onion for Burt’s Shrimp lip balm. Caption says “we warned you that our bees were dying, and you did fucking nothing.”

Cackling because I use Burt’s Bees

A flock of Waymos by my office

Oh shit, must be headquarters or something