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@howb1zarre.bsky.social

Lover of spicy food, great music and MCFC. Husband. Dad. Professional procrastinator. Was @HowB1zarre (Merlin's Wand) since day dot on Twitter. Fuck Elon Musk πŸ–•πŸ»

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The ministerial code didn't matter for 14 years but now the smallest of things demands investigation. Tw*ts.

31.10.2025 10:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fetishists for a shitter time

31.10.2025 09:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When does he get a stay at His Brother's pleasure? The only accommodation he should get now is behind some bars.

30.10.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hard men? Little Tommy is anything but. Half pint little shithouse.

30.10.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cherki is everything that City fans want/think/hope Oscar Bobb is. Ocean's between them. Cherki is going to be special.

29.10.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does this slippery fuck know ANYTHING?

28.10.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look at him squirm. The pressure needa applying on this, he's clearly uncomfortable with it.

27.10.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They're all already on iPlayer, the entire new series 🀝🏻🀌🏻

26.10.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't absolve the players from any blame for that because it wasn't good enough but that's on Pep. The set up & then the personnel to execute it were horrible decisions. Struggling to even see what he was trying. The widemen anonymous, Reijnders lamentable, Bernardo πŸ‘», Gvardiol terrible at LB.

26.10.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a really tough watch

26.10.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember Mangala's debut? We thought we had a beast....same with this fella.

26.10.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd rather not have Bobb at all right now. Has offered very little whenever he's been involved. I challenge anyone to name anything meaningful he's done for this team other than that goal against Newcastle that time.

26.10.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What exactly do this pair of wingers give us? Sod all. Absolutely nadda.

The drop off from Grealish/Mahrez since 2023 is upsetting πŸ˜…

26.10.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Still struggling to understand what exactly Reijnders is good at πŸ€”πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

26.10.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Bright start from the lads in that crap kit

26.10.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's clearly a parody

25.10.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sliding towards authoritarianism but it's more of a kleptocracy with all the grift, theft and criming.

25.10.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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25.10.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rico and Nunes been the best players on the pitch. Lovely build up for that freak of a forward we've got. Should look to fill our boots here, these look pants, especially their left back.

21.10.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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21.10.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Man City had to play a game in Moscow vs CSKA in 2014 effectively behind closed doors (only 650 fans allowed in the stadium) because of racist and violent behaviour (one of three the Russian club had to shut it's doors for). It's not unprecedented. It happens most seasons.

21.10.2025 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She's projecting that she hasn't the foggiest what's going on either. Inept.

20.10.2025 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My Glasses! (The Simpsons)
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19.10.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My Glasses! (The Simpsons)
YouTube video by Tina Henry My Glasses! (The Simpsons)

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19.10.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good point. He definitely can't now.

18.10.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hasn't got the kids this weekend?

18.10.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cunts

16.10.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They've lost their fucking minds

15.10.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is absolutely ludicrous. He's normalised scoring at close to a goal per game and gets nowhere near enough praise for how mental that is.

12.10.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope this was a brutal, excruciating, prolonged passing. Evil personified.

12.10.2025 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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