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4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...

Car Size

xkcd.com/3167/

4-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the big spoon. (2) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the little spoon. (3) [two sets of spoons that don’t lay flat against each other, one arranged with the little one on top of the big one, the other with the big spoon on top of the little spoon] PERSON 1: And some brave truth-tellers point out that the metaphor makes no sense because different-sized spoons don’t nest right *either* way. You nest *same*-sized spoons. (4) PERSON: ...And apparently *we* sleep on the couch. PERSON 2 off-screen: Why are you *still* going on about the spoon thing? PERSON 1: Because I’m *right!*

Big and Little Spoons

xkcd.com/3166/

Steam Machine Your games on the big screen

GabeCube just dropped!!!

gosh I really hate it when this happens.

Comic. Someone is claiming to predict the exact date of a future earthquake. Should you listen? [flowchart: start] → NO (There are big earthquakes constantly, so if anyone ever *does* figure this out, it will be immediately obvious that their method works and then the world’s seismologists will not shut up about it. You won’t need this flowchart.)

Earthquake Prediction Flowchart

xkcd.com/3165/

In Super Mario Galaxy 2, the Wigglers on the Tall Trunk Galaxy slide are special slide-only Wigglers that literally cannot exist outside of it. If one of them is allowed to make it all the way up the slide, he will lose his head and become a singularity.

tumblr posts glass--beach the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you naniiebimworks oh. this is a much better standard to live by. 87,617 notes

oh! does this mean… i’m winning…

NANCY IS AT THE KITCHEN TABLE AND IS VISIBLY UPSET, WITH HER ARMS RAISED IN THE AIR AS SHE EXCLAIMS… I CAN'T ЕАТ МУ PANCAKES WITHOUT MAPLE SYRUP AUNT FRITZI IS OUT OF THE FRAME AS SHE SAYS…WE'RE ALL OUT OF IT

I CAN'T ЕАТ МУ PANCAKES WITHOUT MAPLE SYRUP

In the Super Mario Galaxy games, all areas have parallel versions loaded based on the current mission or state of the plot, called "scenarios". Starship Mario in Super Mario Galaxy 2 has a special scenario for the cutscenes playing after getting a Grand Star, so instead of taking place in the regular version of the area, they can be thought as taking place in a dedicated "cutscene dimension". Here, a group of objects is loaded that each contains the script for one of the cutscenes. The objects are invisible in-game, but create an L shape when viewed in a model editor. Note that while we do not know how the programmers saw the objects in their own editor while making the game, the coordinates of the objects make an L shape, so it would have been a floating L regardless of how the individual objects looked. Source: @HEYimHeroic

In Super Mario Galaxy 2, the cutscenes on Starship Mario are controlled by a giant floating L in a special cutscene dimension.

A screenshot of the month for Spotify stock is shown with text above that reads: The boycotts are working! Spotify Technology SA As of October 31, 2025 • 4:10 PM EDT NYQ: SPOT 655.32 USD -50.175 (711%) Mkt Cap At Prev Close All Oct 31 1.53 M 785.00 376.04 134 B

Reports of ICE ads on #Spotify were noted in early October. People began calling for boycotts immediately.

Now, nearly a month later Spotify is seeing major losses.

And we can do ever BETTER. 👏👏👏

#BoycottSpotify

Scientists from the University of the Basque Country have discovered a groundbreaking molecule, WIN55.212-2, that reverses early cognitive damage caused by Alzheimer’s disease.

first time?

Meme showing six logical operators illustrated with jack-o'-lantern images. trick OR treat trick AND treat trick XOR treat trick NOR treat trick NAND treat trick XNOR treat

print version of this piece is now up for preorder on the gallery nucleus shop! ^o^ gallerynucleus.com/detail/42857/

Cats are liquid

Especially on Halloween 🎃🐈‍⬛🎃

STOP THE PRESSES.

The ROM for the unreleased Famicom RPG Splatter World has been released (in a thread on 4chan, of all places). I've tried it myself, and it does seem to be genuine. If it's a fake, it's a damn good one.

Expect (more) coverage on West Mansion soon.

@hg101.bsky.social

Comic. [Two people in a hot air balloon] PERSON 1: 0 mph... 0 mph... Ooh, 1 mph with that last gust... 0 mph... 1 mph... 1 mph... *2 mph!!!* PERSON 2: *Yessss!* [caption] Breaking the hot air balloon level-flight airspeed record

Airspeed

xkcd.com/3161/

In Mario Kart: Double Dash, heavy racers are objectively better when racing against the player. While it may seem random which CPUs are the best in any given race, on the highest difficulties, the top team is actually guaranteed to contain one of the five heavy characters.

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A ginger cat sitting in a store. A sign in front of them reads 'No beating guests.'

The staff here are not to be messed with.

Find My Friends option to play sounds on their phone to get their attention

AirPods option to “broadcast” your audio to other nearby AirPods

Google Maps notify police if you go over the speed limit for more than 3 seconds

because most of the people who write that likely hate politicial correctness and think the exact opposite of it