meow :3

you've heard of a shower orange or a shower beer, but can i interest you in the idea of a shower coffee?

CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.

Happy Valentine’s Day ❤️❤️❤️

Especially to the Monster Lovers out there

Prints and mini prints available
#art

This is probably ok

A collection of popular Valentine’s Day search terms on Pornhub across the US. Many states are blocked due to age verification laws Porn hub How Americans Are Getting in the Mood for Valentine's Day Top relative searches across the U.S. - What each state searches for more than the rest New Hampshire cheating Washington pegging Vermont passionate Minnesota mutuall orgasmi Massachusetts spanking Rhode Island bdsm Maine cuck Oregon leather Wisconsin hairy bush Michigan bbc lowa lingerie New York intimate Nevada lusty Illinois softcore Colorado tradwife Ohio car sex Pennsylvania respectful W. Virginia dildo California girlfriend New Mexico hugging Connecticut cuddling District of Columbia facesitting New Jersey dirty talk Delaware strap on Maryland granny Louisiana bouncing Alaska vibrator Hawaii couple State blocked in response to age verification laws February 2026 pornhub.com/insights

PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage

God I hate getting the [THEY] misgendering lol

whoever decided it should be industry standard to serve biscoff cookies on airplanes needs to have their toes sucked

"so there's a divine form of truth that can't be grasped..."

"oh, like the truth that can be felt?"

"yeah, but this one is the shape of the vessel's emptiness rather than the water within."

"wait, but that's sick, because you can find meaning in stillness and silence."

"exactly."

[Diner] Waitress: Cops, and kids 5 and under eat for free *me, discreetly nudging my 6 year-old* my 6 year-old: *shoots a dog

it went so well, i love our district manager so much, he heard every little bit of complaint and wrote it all down

i have my note card with all my grievances and a fire in my belly, i'm ready for this. 😈

imagine you have Regina George as your manager talking poorly on everyone and everything in the joint, and when you finally strike back at her, suddenly she's the victim and has to reach out to the DM to interview everyone about how she's being "bullied" once nobody likes her...

this'll be fun 🥴🥴

either today is the day my shitty manager gets what's coming to her, or i figure out if i'm absolutely pursuing a job elsewhere imminently lol

Why am I not sucking feminine penis right now?

Goodnight queers n steers

comforted by you

YOU GOT THE WRONG ONE

#ffxiv #alisaie #estinien

Quark and Odo sharing cold-weather survival gear on an alien planet

Quark displaying two horga'hns on Risa with a lascivious grin.

When it hits 50°F (10°C) in September vs when it hits 50° in February

Last October.

Im sorry did young robert's trials and tribulations teach these people nothing

linux users be like "I PROMISE THIS IS GONNA BE THE LAST REINSTALL I DO THIS WEEK" and then tomorrow they're on Ubuntu. 🙄🙄

POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON ICONS ADDED TO NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

all these trends of "name classes you took in hs" or "name five jobs you've worked", bro stop posting all your personal info online publicly lol, what's next, name your mom's 5 maiden names??

라마티가 내 전부인 걸.
#WUKIL
ⓒ상어늪님

i love them

photo of an opossum sitting on a guys lap captioned with a news chyron reading opossum

important news

"what was your furry awakening??"
fuck dude I dunno I grew up in the late 90's/early 2000's your guess is as good as mine???

A comic, first panel: Oh I am NOT INTO THAT Second panel: But I know a friend who IS