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You’re right. The devil doesn’t need an advocate.

Maybe this would be a good use of AI.

Liam Neeson and George Clooney can be the wise old-timers they seek for advice.

But of course.

Can’t wait for the Louvre heist movie.

For Sale: Red Testler. Never used.

Photo of Senator Chris Van Hollen with Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

We will not be distracted.
We will not be discouraged.
We’ve got our eyes on the prize.

And we will build the prosperous, free nation for all that we deserve.

The time to organize is now.

OcasioCortez.com

A MAGA supporter drove a car into a crowd, and another brandished a taser at peaceful protesters during a Tesla protest—both individuals are now facing charges. In response, we are launching our own investigative team to support local law enforcement.

The screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development were playing this video this morning

You know, the last time we had a King, things didn’t end well.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year to eat my feelings.

I need that in my apartment.

Jingle your bells

How do we drink this?

Shot glasses? No.

Straight from the bottle?

Pucker up, buttercup.

All in all you’re just another duck on the wall.

Excuse me, WHAT kind of snak mix?

That’s what he looked like! And you, also! You are definitely a Silver Capybara.

Me last night, seeing a cute guy crossing the street:

“He’s cute, like a silver…err, not exactly fox…silver capybara! He looks like a Silver Capybara!”

One of my favorite things is appeasing my inner 15-year-old and doing the stuff that she thought would be the coolest.

So tonight I’m going to see Cyndi Lauper.

Nancy Mace, now targeting transgender lawmaker, called herself ‘pro-transgender rights’ in 2023 | CNN Politics Republican Rep. Nancy Mace as recently as last year called herself “pro-transgender rights” and said she supported children exploring gender identities with different hairstyles, clothing and…

In 2023, Nancy Mace called herself “pro-transgender rights” and said she’s supportive of children who “wanna take on a different pronoun or a different gender identity.” She is a fraud who is grifting off hate. Despicable.

Post showing precipitous decline of share of deaths in Massachusetts from diseases for which vaccines are now available, from 70% in 1840 to low digits % by 1950-60 where it is stayed. Caption: There are not many places on earth where we have detailed cause-of-death data from before the era of widespread vaccination. Massachusetts is one of those places. From 1842-1877, 70% of all deaths were from diseases which we today have vaccines to prevent.

Anyone who is anti-vax is pro-death. Period. The science and data do not lie. And they don’t care about your podcast.

How am I?

Up and not crying. Yet.

Thankfully some(?) organs will regenerate.

I had avocado toast for breakfast. In this economy. AMA.