Seth Joseph

Go play Pears at @slate.com today, type in "CANTINA," and see if you can spot the (I assume?) typo in the green text that comes up.

Many years ago, I went on an interview for a job producing web content about dead celebrities. While I was there, they gave me a sushi costume for my cat, for reasons. Here it is. #Halloween #CatsOfBlueSky #PetCostume #SushiCat

P.S.: I got the job.

How many "Sexy Gladys" Halloween costumes will we see this season? #Weapons #Halloween #FilmSky #Horror

Thank goodness he didn't try to sell you something.

It must suck to feel like you're not safe in your own home anymore, like maybe you're worried that strange, masked men with guns will come into your home and abduct you without due process.

#KristiNoem #ICE #Fascists

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Meteorite That Crashed Into Georgia Home Older Than Planet Earth The cherry tomato-sized meteorite that pierced the roof of a home near Atlanta has been confirmed to be about 4.56 billion years old, making it older than Earth itself. What do you think?

I just laughed out loud at a dumb/brilliant joke in @theonion.com. Do yourself a favor: go read the articles (they're even better than the headlines) and sign up for the newsletter. #Comedy #Satire #Funny

There's something super appropriate about applying the #TACO principle to our #trade and #tariff negotiations with #Mexico.

They should rename the Marriner S. Eccles Building as "The Fedquarters."

It still takes me a moment to remember that when my son talks about "20s music," he means Imagine Dragons and not Al Jolson.

I'll never understand why so many people thought that a person who was too inept to keep a casino in business was somehow capable of leading a nation.

Just found out I'm the same age as Gregory Peck when he played Atticus Finch in "To Kill a Mockingbird." I don't know what to do with that.

I would definitely prefer fewer stories like this, yes.

#HappyFathersDay

I'm at a restaurant within listening distance of a first date and I SO DESPERATELY want to tell the young man to stop talking and for the love of God ask the woman a question about herself.

First marigold of the season.

Growing up means reconciling the earned wisdom of your years with the fact that nobody gives a single fuck about your opinion. #CatsOfBluesky #ArchieCat

Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been returned to the United States to face criminal charges | CNN Politics Kilmar Abrego Garcia, the Maryland man mistakenly deported to El Salvador in March, has been returned to the United States to face federal criminal charges, Attorney General Pam Bondi said Friday.

Funny. The Trump administration was so adamant that #KilmarAbregoGarcia will never return to the United States, regardless of what the courts rule. Now he's back in Maryland to stand trial, because #TACO, I guess? What a bunch of tools.

Guess it makes sense that #LucBesson would be attracted to the #Dracula story, as it's all about an older man who gets fixated on a woman way too young for him, seduces her, and drains her of her life...and for some reason people still think he's cool. #FilmSky #Movies

Saving for a Custom Van, by Various Artists 31 track album

Adam Schlesinger was a once-in-a-generation songwriter, a pop music galaxy brain. I recently re-discovered this link I'd saved to a tribute album compiled by his friends and admirers back in 2020. Give it a listen. It's pure love.

#AdamSchlesinger #PopMusic #PowerPop #FountainsOfWayne

From my #run this morning. So humid. #Runner #Running #LakeMichigan 🐈🐇🚢🌸🏃‍♂️

It made me feel some things. Mostly boredom and disappointment. Now I know what it was like to go on a date with me in my 20s.

YouTube video by skigss Da pope is a coming!

Meet the new #Pope. #TheState #SketchComedy #90s #MTV youtu.be/cAvXnBgJMdM?...

We get a spring! #Runner #Running #Run

When I first read the quote, I thought she was talking about how one comes to terms with their own mortality and inevitable demise.

I was thinking this morning about how important it is to fully understand the requirements of a job before you accept an offer. What are the duties? Can you carry them out? If you find yourself constitutionally unable to fulfill the very most basic functions, maybe it's not the right job for you.

Yes, the metaphors are a little on the unsubtle side, and I think that's fine. It is a Marvel movie, after all. I applaud the creative team for making this movie, and I hope people see it. And I hope they talk to each other about it.

#Filmsky #Movies #MentalHealth #Thunderbolts

Resting on the chassis is a film about mental health and emotional support systems. The team is equal parts fighting force and therapy group, and their heroic journey mirrors their individual and group healing.

#Movies #MentalHealth #ThunderboltsMovie

I saw #Thunderbolts* last night, and it is incredibly appropriate that this movie came out on the first day of #MentalHealthAwarenessMonth. It's got the trappings of a Marvel action movie: things explode, people fly, punches and quips are thrown, a good time is had by all.

#FilmSky #Movies

Thanks! It was gratifying to see her leave me in the dust.