Stephen

An unfortunate mistake about whether or not a sow is in an arc could spare the Police a great deal of effort and deliver a saving in what they pay Nick the Nuts.

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Poach him in Shires and feed him to the pigs.

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I’ve taken against him because of everything he is and everything he does. Wanker.

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Zach is coming across as an utter tosser.

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Susan needs someone sharpish? Jim can be pretty sharp when he wants to be.

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Ah no. They are gorilla seeds.

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Seeds for our own personal use? What sort of seeds? And just how personal?

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The Tally Man.

A new arrival at Brookfield shakes the tree.

“I am Stella’s husband!” Says the mysterious stranger.

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Akram challenges the system.

Please, Pat, may I have some more? But not that awful soup.

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That’s understandable. I think many of us would like George to not exist.

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Meanwhile the murderer is knocking on the door of No.6 The Green…

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It was “well”, I’m pretty certain. And George’s voice.

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“Well” not “Will.” That was George.

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The bottle is the only point to Bombay Sapphire. Me, I think Lilian rather fancies a Beefeater.

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Amber seems rather keen to stop George from working it out.

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What does Jazzer know about horse boxes? #TheArchers

Spinach, usually.

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Lilian has a rude shock.

Ruby, perhaps trying to go one up on Cleo, swallows one of her luxury sex toys.

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Jazzer’s got the bit between his teeth.

Chelsea is working on gimmicks for her horse box salon, and thinks that putting bridles on her clients might just work. And it certainly stops Jazzer from wittering on about curling.

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How would we know what they were up to? They are hardly likely to discuss it in The Bull or the village shop. They might have half the Borsetshire force on the case for all we know.

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Rex has suspicions.

It appears that somebody has tampered with their tape measure and the commemorative artwork is in fact much bigger than it first appeared.

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It’s judgement day for Justin.

Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin

You have been weighed in the balance and found wanting. Damara Capital will be divided up and given to Miranda and the Rewilders. Thus says the Book of Daniel Hebden Lloyd.

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We can but hope. #TheArchers

All Justin needs is a very big magnifying glass mounted in front of the artwork. Sorted.

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Ooh, maybe George was fatally injured after all!

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There’s an emergency at the shop.

A carton of Bridge Farm yoghurt unexpectedly explodes.

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Problems escalate for Kirsty.

The drummer of the band booked to play at the unveiling unexpectedly explodes.

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I’ve only just seen it. I think you posted it a few hours after I posted mine. #TheArchers

Stollen goods!

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