Phil Johnson

"When your Jack Russell rolls in a dead gannet, do not stand down wind" This I know from direct experience!
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He deserved what he got and needs to understand that there are those who will never forgive him, and that he has a long way to go to make amends to those he wronged
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He was not unfairly convicted! He perverted the course of justice when he put Alice in the driver's seat and tried to frame her for the accident!! He would have let her go to jail if Neil and Susan hadn't made him confess...
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Down in the crypt?
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Do we know that Amber isn't beautiful (or pretty)?
How?
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George and Amber are doomed, I can't help thinking. That proposal doesn't go well....
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Is it going to career off the M8 causing death and injury to some/all passengers?
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I thought he might start a county lines enterprise...
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Judy Goodman's? Terrific geese!
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I absolutely agree. Most 'tweets' are about the daft and the implausible!
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Without glaring implausibilities??

Are you having a larff?!?

The whole show is largely implausible!!

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Thus far, all of it. So far I've deduced that Esme's eulogy wasn't great, and also interrupted by the bread man. And that Chris gave an inappropriate and unnecessary amount of detail to Alice about his shag with Carmen. Did I miss anything else?
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I am the bread man
We are the bread men
I am the walrus
Coo coo CA Choo!
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I didn't listen. Should I? It sounds excruciating!!
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Will someone be throwing them fish?
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Like watching a slow motion car crash
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Very. Get a room.
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Yes Havisham. Miss Havisham.

Miss Haversham, surely? Jilted on her wedding day. Forever a spinster...
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If you like fairy tales and you're a therapist, this book may be of interest (if you don't know it).
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Blimey! Night nurse and beneline cocktails? Whatever next?? #thearchers

I probably sounded like a pompous arse TBF, was just for clarity really
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I've given up alcohol, so maybe just the benylin?
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If George stands any chance of being rehabilitated into village life, he needs to acknowledge the harm he's done to the parties involved (Alice and Fallon mainly). To their faces. He seems to be in denial still and he's not helped by his mother, or to some extent, Amber.
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It's a simile and an analogy. It's not a metaphor.
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Benylin and brandy cocktail??!
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Here it is. That cover brings back memories.....
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The wolf and accompanying music absolutely terrified me! My cousin used to say the wolf raided under the settee and then would try to push my sister off when the music came to the wolf! I loved the long player we had, must see if I can find it....
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We know very little about her back story. And she's grieving and trying to get to groups with her dad's estate. Probably not that interested in a romantic or other liaison just now!
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??? Why?
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