Inspector Tiger

At most that's like a $70m profit, which by global media conglomerate standards is hardly hefty.

Yeah but that's the scene this person is talking about

The orgy scene was in the second one.

Yeah, it's either the feel-bad movie of the summer OR a slickly produced tribute concert - neither is likely to be a huge hit.

There's almost no way it will be, is there? MJ's story is well known but also deeply uncomfortable for general audiences. I can see Part 1 being a solid performer off of nostalgia if the actor is impressive, but nobody's going to want to see how that story ends.

why do they affect my self-perception so much

First 90% of this is really funny if you don't know that's a band's name.

I learned this wasn't a thing outside of Québec from Five Nights at Freddy's (2023)

I'd probably suggest rewatching that first movie or rereading the book, in that case.

I mean... no it's not? Apart from the end where they briefly get back to Earth, that book is definitely about a guy on a monkey planet.

They're using it in the style of a geographical placement (i.e. "This Denver Restaurant...", "A Paris Museum...", etc.) rather than as a pejorative adjective (i.e. "A Shitty Pile of Garbage...", "This Netflix Movie...", etc.)

Wait, this is the first I'm hearing about these scanners. Why do you need a scanner to check the date on a card and to make sure Ben Franklin isn't standing in front of you?

The fact you're saying Conquest is not a good movie tells me you haven't seen the Director's Cut of Conquest.

'THE LETTUCE ROTTING AT THE BACK OF MY CRISPER DRAWER' received no nominations at the 2026 Oscars.

Because people who are interested in finance have historically tended to be A) responsible for some of the worst societal disasters humanity has lived through, and B) really annoying

FYI poutine can only be called "poutine" if it's from Québec, otherwise it's just sparkling cheese fries.

(/s)

I don't know who Doom is, I think he wears an iron mask which may explain why he's being played by Iron Man

Is that Hugh Jackman??!?

The psychic damage I took being reminded that Section 31 A) exists and B) was watched by me...

The people that only like Star Wars and Marvel are baffled that other people like a third thing.

You usually pronounce the double-L like a regular L in french - the name is more like Veal-Nerve.

All my life I have yearned for a locksmith company to be vibrant.

Sorry but this has really been bugging me for some reason... what part of the story does the generated image help tell that the caption doesn't? The story would be exactly the same accompanied by a photo of a happy-looking otter in any context, this one doesn't even seem pleased!

Please don't start posting AI stuff, I need this

Oh wow, you know how to do things manually? I thought you needed a chatbot to hold your hand and point out where to click. Impressive!

I guess I don't see why you shouldn't do every category in your head before submitting. To me that's not poor construction, that's just a harder puzzle.

But if that foursome was correct then the other three categories wouldn't work, right? Isn't it just another layer of logic to check before you submit?

That actually makes a ton of sense, explains why the framing felt wrong in 16:9

Something about the camerawork in TGC felt odd to me, and it wasn't until I was messing with settings and found the 'cinematic letterbox' option which crops the image to 2.35:1 that I realized it was because the game is shot like a real movie and I'd basically been seeing the open matte version.

If that's really a problem for anyone, then the movie where he died takes place in the future. Hasn't happened yet. We can move on now, yeah?