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I was Pableaux on Twitter. Yes, I'm a real person. Yes, I know that's exactly what a bot would say.

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DOGE Exposes Once-Secret Government Networks, Making Cyber-Espionage Easier than Ever A new investigation shows nuclear secrets and government servers are dangerously exposed to nation-state hackers.

Is this the same thing? open.substack.com/pub/cyberint...

20.02.2026 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You see I am Wonder Mike & Iโ€™d like to say โ€˜helloโ€™
To the black, to the white, the red & the brown, the purple & yellow
But first, I gottaโ€ฆbang bang the boogie to the boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie โ€ฆ

24.11.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"We've been trying to reach you to discuss our exciting warranty offer for your unwaxed hachie."

22.10.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I Never Promised You A Rose Garden
YouTube video by The Suicide Machines - Topic I Never Promised You A Rose Garden

It's a hard decision, but I'll have to say this one is my current fave.
youtu.be/CiShREyVv0E?...

13.10.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Harriet Tubman was born while John Adams was alive and died when Ronald Reagan was alive.

Adams: 1735-1826
Tubman: 1822-1913
Reagan: 1911-2004

When Adams was born, Hydrogen had yet to be identified.

When Ronald died, he couldโ€™ve been listening to Hoobastank.

17.09.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 876    ๐Ÿ” 201    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

Are they playing today? I thought maybe they all missed the team flight to Seattle.

21.09.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just threw up a little bit after reading that recipe. Hey, maybe I'll market that instead!

11.09.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mithril!!

04.08.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Shark Menace Be very afraid.

Dave Barry was just warning us about the perils of a related phenomenon. substack.com/@davebarry/n...

01.08.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This episode is what always pops into my head whenever I hear or read the word "cerulean," which is a form of mind control being wielded by an episode about mind control.

25.07.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I sometimes feel like Maine is TOO nice.

24.07.2025 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I get that it doesn't SEEM like Houston should have tunnels, but there's a whole ecosystem down there with Starbucks, shops, food courts, & lots of people marching around like hamsters in an elaborate habitrail system. You should definitely go check it out. Tell all of your European blogger friends!

23.07.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OTOH, I'm sure they probably appreciate the downtown tunnels (esp the a/c!) & the very orderly lines of people waiting for the buses at the end of the workday. Of course, those features make the chaos of the surrounding area even more jarring.

22.07.2025 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess the aide forgot the curtain that's supposed to be separating them?

25.06.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hungry Hungry Hippos was a tragic game. They weren't actually hungry, it was emotional eating. It was a cry for help but we just laughed and laughed.

26.05.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 204    ๐Ÿ” 71    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Panel one: "I want things to be different"
Panel two: Smashes stuff
Panel three: "oh no"

Panel one: "I want things to be different" Panel two: Smashes stuff Panel three: "oh no"

10.05.2025 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pope Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

08.05.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same for "en banc," IMHO.

07.05.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets

07.05.2025 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19218    ๐Ÿ” 4270    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 584    ๐Ÿ“Œ 394
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this internet was a mistake, but sometimes itโ€™s the best thing ever created

06.05.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4223    ๐Ÿ” 968    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 96    ๐Ÿ“Œ 98

Finding Emo

Chiatown

03.05.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chiatown

02.05.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finding Emo

02.05.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sven Samurai

02.05.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remove a letter, ruin a movie

Icked

02.05.2025 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That also happens with some non-AI briefs. "To support my appellate argument, here's a string cite to a district court opinion, unpublished opinions from another circuit, and a tangentially-related law review article."

27.04.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That makes no sense! You can't double-check something if you didn't check it in the first place, see? It's simple logic, dude.

26.04.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"elder scrolls" is just me looking at my phone

22.04.2025 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5940    ๐Ÿ” 1182    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 58    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38

You could save big by using fired NIH scientists to build your deck from unused measles vaccines & discarded Biglaw/Ivy League DEI program materials attached with tiny iPhone screws.

07.04.2025 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very tempting. My wife draws maps for her cheese/charcuterie platters. No timelines for deployment, tho (yet).

26.03.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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