Carlton Kirby

Raúl, so kind of you to get in touch. Always remember that without love there is no loss. Your mum was obviously very special and raised a son able to share his thoughts freely. Your kind words are much appreciated. I will pass them on to that old curmudgeon Bri. We three ride on together friend. C

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HEY!!!! It's a Black Friday Offer... Nice discount for a stocking filler... Aunty Jean and Uncle Dennis with love a Christmas giggle 🥰🎉🤣🥊

See you tomorrow Aberdeen!!!! Let's have a riot (as in giggle) Can't wait 🥰🥊🎉

🤣Is that one of my quotes ?

Happy birthday to me🎉🕺🏻... boy I'm getting old. 1961 was a great year for Chateau Petrus... but a shit vintage for knees. 🥴.... so $10,000 will get me a single bottle... or a new left knee. Erm....

@lnd3day on you tube…. Totally free to air

TICKETS ON SALE NOW.... London3day.com The only interenational Track meet in the UK... Starts this Friday for a rocking weekend of fun racing.

First night of the UCI Track World Champs about to get underway! We are LIVE with the action from Santiago in Chile... join me and @JoRowsellMBE from 22.20uk time @UCI_Track @TNTSports2

This is terrible news regarding a beloved colleague. Funny, clever and always inciteful. Guillaume or "Willy" as I called him will be greatly missed by cycling fans and all who came to know him as I did, a friend. RIP Willy. @eurosport

Here's your Thursday target folks!!!! LIVE and on stage @StamfordCET Thursday 9th... last tickets... approaching sellout. A prize for the furthest travelled LET'S GET REEEEEEADY TO GIIIIIIIIGLE !!! ....it's a proper good night. See you there 🥰😎🥊

Loving the @UCI_cycling Worlds in @visitrwanda_now ....having a blast with @BriSmithy ....great racing !

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Me: what's that on the "Specials" board: Oasis Soup!?
Waiter: It's chicken soup
Me: What's special about that?
Waiter: You get a roll with it....
#CGF (Crap Gag Friday.... it's been a while)

Meanwhile behind the TV compound...

Er voilà 😉

YouTube video by Constance Bour 1998 Le Tour VTT Mountain Bike Tour de France Stage 189

youtu.be/c5yZ059ZLJI A very early on site commentary from 1998... you can hear a blend of both Jeremy Clarkson and Michael Palin. Both almost neighbours when I grew up. 🤣🥊

Cadel !

Going through my archive... 1998 VTT Tour de France.... name the kid in orange!? He went on to great things on the road

Greetings from @Czech_Tour ...stunningly beautiful race with a sprint opener into Karlovy Vary. Join me and @BriSmithy LIVE on site @flobikes and @SBSSportau @SBS 14.30cet

Today's office ⁦‪@ArcticRaceofN‬⁩ !!! See you all LIVE ⁦‪@flobikes‬⁩ and other providers in just over two hours... dramatic full stage set to end in sunshine.... it's a life 🥰... see you all soon xxx

Top of the Fjord for ya! See you later LIVE @flobikes.bsky.social and other territories 🥰 Arctic Race stage 2

We are nearly home! What a brilliant race 🥰

Gosh! My old house... I do miss it. Thank you friend xx

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It's time!!!

Tonight in #Taunton! Our final pre-#TDF2025 show!!!. True tales, impressions, backstage views, betting tips... it's a rich cake. AND, as ever, a prize for whoever has come the furthest to be there. tacchi-morris.com/carlton-kirby

Tour de France nearly here sooooo.... WALES HERE WE COME !!!! See you Tuesday and Wednesday... oh and don't worry if you missed Glastonbury... Somerset will be rocking on Thursday in Taunton 😘🤣🥊🎉🎠👍🏻🛼🛼

Thank you Gosforth! Fabulous night xxx