Carlton Kirby

We are nearly home! What a brilliant race 🥰

Gosh! My old house... I do miss it. Thank you friend xx

Sticky Bottle 'Entertaining, quirky and an enjoyable read' – Phil Liggett MBE'Entertaining... Carlton shows no sign of running out of amusing anecdotes... A worthy sequel tha…

www.bloomsbury.com/uk/sticky-bo... SUPER SALE!!!! Your holiday reading sorted... ❤️🤣😎😍🥊

It's time!!!

Tonight in #Taunton! Our final pre-#TDF2025 show!!!. True tales, impressions, backstage views, betting tips... it's a rich cake. AND, as ever, a prize for whoever has come the furthest to be there. tacchi-morris.com/carlton-kirby

Tour de France nearly here sooooo.... WALES HERE WE COME !!!! See you Tuesday and Wednesday... oh and don't worry if you missed Glastonbury... Somerset will be rocking on Thursday in Taunton 😘🤣🥊🎉🎠👍🏻🛼🛼

Thank you Gosforth! Fabulous night xxx

I am indeed ! 😎🥊

Gosforth tonight! SOLD OUT
Beverley tomorrow! SOLD OUT
Wednesday.....Pickering LAST FEW TICKETS !!!!!! 🛼🛼 @thekirktheatre

It'll be a great night! Yes we have a Q&A second half... always lively and super fun. Looking forward to it! It's a sellout ! 🎉😘🥊

Selling out... last few tickets down your way.... be quick! It's a really fun evening every time ! 🎉😎🥊🎠

LAST CHANCE FOR TONIGHT!!!! A handful of walk up tickets available... OXSTED Barn Theatre... almost sold out.
Come and have a proper giggle!!!
Be lucky and I'll see you later 😘

Selling fast!!!! Don't miss out on a really fun evening near you soon 🎉😆🥊

Selling fast!!!! Don't miss out on a really fun evening near you soon 🎉😆🥊

That's a great story Gareth. I could've worked that into my own tales of Mafia encounters in my first book "Magic Spanner"...I guess even within the darkness of such people there is light

Cheeky tip for today: Remy Rochas... made for this stage. Explosive on walls... been trying to make breaks... On form Romandie... currently 80-1 in places 🤞

Time for "Long Odds Lotto" where each day I give you a long-shot that one day might just happen! ...
Stage 4 Giro: 200-1 Tord Gudmestad. Leadout star for Sam Bennett. Default team option on technical finish.

Time for "Long Odds Lotto" where each day I give you a long-shot that one day might just happen! ...
Stage 4 Giro: 200-1 Tord Gudmestad. Leadout star for Sam Bennett. Default team option on technical finish.

November ! 😎🎉🕺🏻❤️
Played Glasgow last year! Sellout riot!!! So we are "trebling down" this year. More detail to follow...

Come on down!!!! Pre Tour de France shows selling fast... have a dig 😎🥊🎉

I'm am on the Eurosport international feed with @brismithy broadcasting throughout Europe and beyond

Hi Mike, They are all amazing of course but for me it's La Vuelta. The friendliest of the Grand Tours with two distinct threads: Last Chance Saloon in a redemptive sense... and then the End Of Term celebration vibe. I love it.

Dogs are not allowed to operate MRI machinery in hospitals... but CAT scan
#CGF (Crap Gag Friday)

Has anyone seen this thief!? Easter egg hunt "ruined!!!" Apparently 🤣🥊 We put out two dozen Lindt eggs for the kids. Went to wake them up... 15 mins later 6 remained in the garden. Squirrel Biggs is a wanted creature... hope he doesn't get an upset tummy!

Ooops!

Ya know, I rarely put on my suit of armour... it makes me look a bit middle aged...
#CGF (Crap Gag Friday)

All change again! Aranburu followed the official Roadbook it seems. His win has been returned to him by the jury. Wrong side of the road was barriered by security. He took the original documented route. Lots of questions for sure

Andy has his holiday reading sorted!

Yep... you nailed it Hoosie my friend 😘

A big weekend of racing... so when the sun goes down here's something to keep you giggling!