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Jessifris

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I saw a wild monk parakeet in Boston and it changed the trajectory of my life. All photos my own πŸ”ž NSFW. I have also been known to post about baseball and hypnosis. Buy my prints :) https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/birdingjess/

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photos from my band’s first show :3

21.11.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't put two and two together at the time but oh no, Lacuna. Put down the cursed amulet.

10.11.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Moody, grimy looking photograph of the N train subway platform in New York, with a train coming into the station. Leading lines of the platform and lights above cut through the frame. On the right, the train arrives. On the left, a foreground sign reads "<- Exit" and a background sign reads "-No Exit"

Moody, grimy looking photograph of the N train subway platform in New York, with a train coming into the station. Leading lines of the platform and lights above cut through the frame. On the right, the train arrives. On the left, a foreground sign reads "<- Exit" and a background sign reads "-No Exit"

5:39AM N Train

08.11.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am a house built on loose sand and the house is hosting a party and the bass is shaking the walls

07.11.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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That was fast

05.11.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Last night was the crossing of the threshold

03.11.2025 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I HATE BUNTING I HATE BUNTING I HATE BUNTING I HATE BUNTING

21.10.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bonus Wood Ducks

17.10.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I will never get photos this good of a bittern ever again probably πŸͺΆ

17.10.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
American Bittern perched on a submerged tree branch in a pond. A cars break lights reflect off the water above the birds head, created an almost sunset-like effect

American Bittern perched on a submerged tree branch in a pond. A cars break lights reflect off the water above the birds head, created an almost sunset-like effect

American Bittern in downtown Boston lol #birds πŸͺΆ

17.10.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 122    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Big fan of my new coat but I'm seriously not beating the librarian allegations

16.10.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

10.10.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have never seen a little league mistake that bad during that big a moment oh my God Phillies

10.10.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Guy named Schlittler having a generational start for the Yankees I'm gonna kms

03.10.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WAIT THATS THE WRONG DURAN ABORT ABORT

03.10.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Moynihan Train Hall czar killed himself as pressure mounted for Cuomo’s jewel project In the days before he hanged himself, it was the clock that kept Michael Evans up at night. President of the public-private consortium, Moynihan Station Development Corp., Evans, 40, had already sp…

Fun fact the architect killed himself because he was under so much pressure because Cuomo wanted the giant fuckass clock last minute

nypost.com/2021/01/09/m...

29.09.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Giant stupid clock inside Moynihan Train Hall

Giant stupid clock inside Moynihan Train Hall

Goodbye New York it's been a blast as always

29.09.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo from the inside of the new Acela train

Photo from the inside of the new Acela train

Sparrow en route to the big apple

25.09.2025 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had a dream that there was a website where you could bid on ai versions of famous people doing work for you and 3 hours of ai Sam Altman went for 300 million dollars

17.09.2025 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Folks this one might actually kill me, double flu/covid vax got hands this year

16.09.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Customer got mad at me because he asked what we did with our plastic bags and I told him we've only ever carried paper and he called me a liar

12.09.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Putting the entire bankroll on Mariners to win the World Series

10.09.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of bodyhack ticket confirmation

Screenshot of bodyhack ticket confirmation

Another $25 to ra.co

08.09.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so sick and tired of my boss wanting me to be his friend and worse, his therapist

06.09.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯°

03.09.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Manic Panic hair dye, color is Vampire Red

Manic Panic hair dye, color is Vampire Red

Chat what do we think

03.09.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
A Large-billed Crow perches atop the long outstretched branch of a Japanese Larch tree.

A Large-billed Crow perches atop the long outstretched branch of a Japanese Larch tree.

Close-up crop of the bird in the previous shot

Close-up crop of the bird in the previous shot

Corvids are lovely no matter where I find them, like this Large-billed Crow I saw in Hokkaido #birds πŸͺΆ

03.09.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi oomfie

03.09.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I never post thirst traps, so let's change that. Wearing this to the club tonight

02.09.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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