Mark it Zero

DHS: Our officer was ambushed and beaten with snow shovels and broom handles. This was an attempted murder of federal law enforcement.

ICE says federal agents appear to have lied about confrontation that led to shooting

Agents had initially said that two men — Alfredo Aljorna and Julio Sosa Celis – assaulted them with a broom and a shovel before one of them shot Sosa Celis. But that account was quickly called into question, and prosecutors now say “newly discovered evidence” contradicts the officers’ story.

The default assumption should be that they’re lying

There are all kinds of racist cougars in Utah

Plus they’re still named after a racist, sexist prick of a taint who was a literal traitor to America after all. Loser shit.

Given the rape news, it’s still and always fuck BYU

a plate of pastries with a slice of apple on it ALT: a plate of pastries with a slice of apple on it

Very

I could, but I won’t

I wish I knew what it meant

Time

a toad standing in front of a door with a red circle on his head Alt: Dong

Party time

I’ll ref. The fight will take place in a stairwell.

It would make a better cover if it was on fire

Three tires. One log. 🫡

Repost a photo of yours that would make a good album cover

What is wanted?

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

FYI, this was a play on Candace Owens(?) post about how ice in her trees wasn’t melting at 30° 😂

It’s 32° out why is the rain turning to snow? I’ve never seen anything like this.

Including pasta water in the letter is so damn funny because it shows he doesn’t know anything about something as simple as boiling pasta

Approved

I, for one, will be watering houseplants with salty pasta water. Nothing can go wrong.

Hell yeah

No Gilly?

these are ex cops and military and it is never a training issue. acab every time you fucking dweeb.

Idk, I’ve been told kids are perfectly capable of making forever decisions when they turn 8 /s

Nice! How many wheels does it have?

The world needs a slur for people who are horny for unregulated capitalism.

All this mess just to make sure all the pedos in the epstein files remain free.

I’ve decided it’s time to award president trump with my 2003 second place skijoring national championship award. How do I set up the award ceremony? Will his people just call my people or??

That’s a little wider than I’d have expected. I think a mustache as wide as his nose would suit him best

May they also then be unemployable and ineligible for snap benefits due to cuts they voted for