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This is a thread detailing a series of incidents where federal Judge Ellis rules that Gregory Bovino and his agents lied or misrepresented what was happening on the streets of Chicago. In this one, she says body cam footage suggests they brake checked to cause accidents

20.11.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1123    ๐Ÿ” 440    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35
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Mark Zuckerbergโ€™s hate-speech gamble fuels Gen Z radicalization on Instagram as millions watch Hitler speeches and Holocaust denial clips | Fortune The hottest far-right influencer right now isnโ€™t Nick Fuentesโ€”itโ€™s Hitler. And his videos are appearing next to JPMorgan and U.S. Army ads

Not a โ€œgamble,โ€ but rather instagram working as intended.

20.11.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 214    ๐Ÿ” 73    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
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Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.

it's enjoyable. i'm enjoying it

www.404media.co/elon-musk-co...

20.11.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1758    ๐Ÿ” 331    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 58

Very strange for a child to have emotions

20.11.2025 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump Approves the Release of the Epstein Files, but Loopholes Remain

NEW: (gift) www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/u...

20.11.2025 11:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 148    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.

www.reuters.com/investigatio...

19.11.2025 11:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4260    ๐Ÿ” 1758    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 186    ๐Ÿ“Œ 243
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Trump meets business partner In the Oval Office From โ€œbad situationโ€ to โ€œthings happenโ€: How Saudi money changed Trumpโ€™s tune on Khashoggi's murder.

โ€œThey buy apartments from me. They spend $40 million, $50 million. Am I supposed to dislike them? I like them very much.โ€

18.11.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 958    ๐Ÿ” 394    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 117    ๐Ÿ“Œ 106
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Pardoned Capitol Rioter Tried to Hush Child Sex Victim With Promise of Jan. 6 Reparation Money, Police Say Pardoned Capitol rioter Andrew Johnson tried to keep a child sex abuse victim quiet with claimed $10 million Jan. 6 reparations, police say.

Andrew Johnson โ€” a Jan. 6 rioter who went by "Am๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธrican T๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธrroristโ€ on Elon Muskโ€™s platform โ€” has been arrested on child molestation charges, with police saying he used the promise of a taxpayer-funded payout from Trump's DOJ to try and keep one of the victims silent.

theintercept.com/2025/11/17/p...

18.11.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1649    ๐Ÿ” 896    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 86    ๐Ÿ“Œ 163
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911 Audio Shows South Shore Residentsโ€™ Panic During ICE Raid CPD dispatch audio reveals Border Patrol also detained two U.S. citizens that night in Steelworkers Park.

southsideweekly.com/911-calls-sh...

18.11.2025 11:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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EXCLUSIVE: Forced Detransitions โ€˜Nearly Toppledโ€™ Medical Unit in Georgia Prison During Care Ban โ€” Assigned In the midst of a lawsuit, a Georgia prison resumes gender affirming care for trans inmates.

EXCLUSIVE: A forced detransition policy had disastrous effects in one Georgia prison, according to the manager of the medical unit there.

The policy is on hold due to a court order requiring prisons to re-start hormone treatments for incarcerated people in GA.

www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

18.11.2025 11:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 722    ๐Ÿ” 245    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23
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NEW: The White House intervened in a DHS investigation.

The target? Sex offender Andrew Tate.

The WH person? Paul โ€œNazi Streakโ€ Ingrassia.

Who was previously also Tateโ€™s lawyer.

A banger from @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Shapiro

www.propublica.org/article/andr...

18.11.2025 11:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4320    ๐Ÿ” 2104    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 78    ๐Ÿ“Œ 146
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Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.

"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."

18.11.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1644    ๐Ÿ” 1104    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 196    ๐Ÿ“Œ 760
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Irish tourist jailed by Ice for months after overstaying US visit by three days: โ€˜Nobody is safeโ€™ Exclusive: For roughly 100 days, Thomas says he faced harsh detention conditions, despite agreeing to deportation

NEW: An Irish tourist visiting the US was jailed by ICE for 3 months after overstaying 3 days due to medical issue. Thomas agreed to be deported, but instead went to federal prison where he recounted horrific conditions + no medical care.

โ€œNobody's safe from the system if they get pulled into it"

15.07.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5556    ๐Ÿ” 2801    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 147    ๐Ÿ“Œ 313
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parents freed a hummingbird from a skylight with a coleus flower attached to a pole

09.11.2025 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3409    ๐Ÿ” 868    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 57
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Online child sexual abuse material (CSAM) has been getting noticeably less attention and follow-up from authorities, per NYT, as the DHS is overwhelmingly used for Stephen Millerโ€™s immigration crusade

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/16/u...

17.11.2025 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 762    ๐Ÿ” 332    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39
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What Climate Change Will Do to America by Mid-Century Many places may become uninhabitable. Many people may be on their own.

www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

16.11.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Jesus Christ.

15.11.2025 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4146    ๐Ÿ” 1574    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62    ๐Ÿ“Œ 171

Itโ€™s wild that you can just openly bribe the President of the United States with chunks of gold to get
whatever you want, itโ€™s fine, you donโ€™t have to hide it, just say โ€œI am bribing the President with gold,โ€ zero consequences.

15.11.2025 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2801    ๐Ÿ” 891    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
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The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players โ€” the responses were haunting.

15.11.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1443    ๐Ÿ” 491    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 314
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Latino US citizens racially profiled by federal immigration agents in Chicago: โ€˜I felt like a piece of trashโ€™ The Tribune spoke to U.S. citizens and green card holders who have either been questioned or detained during Trumpโ€™s Operation Midway Blitz.

For two months, the U.S. government has been racial profiling as masked federal agents hunted for immigrants throughout Chicago. Theyโ€™ve repeatedly snatched up U.S. citizens while traumatizing communities. โ€œI felt like a piece of trash.โ€ Here is our story www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/15/l...

15.11.2025 14:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1765    ๐Ÿ” 768    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 59
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MEGYN KELLY IS RIGHT ABOUT EPSTEIN - Catholic League Bill Donohue

Holy shit. They're really doing it. They're doing "actually pedophilia is good now." The debasement of the American Right is complete.

15.11.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1973    ๐Ÿ” 572    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 300    ๐Ÿ“Œ 392

Given how much political discourse over the past few days has been dominated by parsing emails in order to better speculate about the depraved sexual inclinations of financial and political elites, I have to admit that Pizzagaters won culturally, even if they were wrong in the specifics.

15.11.2025 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 285    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
11.14.25_JER Resignation Facuty.pdf

Jim Ryan is a man of incredible character and this is a deeply troubling read. Gov. Spanberger and the legislature need to get those three members of the board to resign and reevaluate the university and state's ties with McGuireWoods drive.google.com/file/d/1Is6x...

14.11.2025 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 714    ๐Ÿ” 134    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Former UVA president Jim Ryan, who resigned over the summer due to pressure from the Trump Administration, just shared this 12-page letter with the Faculty Senate, detailing his experience with the Board of Visitors and DOJ.

It's a surreal--and troubling--read.

drive.google.com/file/d/1Is6x...

14.11.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2272    ๐Ÿ” 936    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 70    ๐Ÿ“Œ 147
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Experts doubt legal memo shields troops from prosecution over Trumpโ€™s boat strikes

Experts doubt legal memo shields troops from prosecution over Trumpโ€™s boat strikes

13.11.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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How Americaโ€™s Largest Meat Company Leverages Palantir's Surveillance Tech Palantirโ€™s controversial software platform is capable of integrating vast amounts of data โ€” but at what risk?

Full article on Tyson's use of Palantir's surveillance tech here: sentientmedia.org/tyson-foods-...

13.11.2025 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 162    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Is it the same handwriting every time? Iโ€™ve always felt that you were quite credibly rude and gay so this seems strange to me

14.11.2025 02:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

these are not even the files lol

13.11.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7019    ๐Ÿ” 772    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 72    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33
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Sorcerer (1977) dir. William Friedkin

13.11.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 942    ๐Ÿ” 245    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

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