Bean

“Gardened” as a euphemism for high on weed……. Who started this?

This has actually been the worst experience I’ve ever had dog sitting. The only times when I wasn’t hyper vigilant were when they were sleeping or I was out of the house. I’m going to sleep for a hundred years now.

I hate *sexy* T*ylor Sw*ft why are you biting your finger 😖

Attempting to co-regulate with my friend’s insane dogs that I’m watching but they got bored and started fighting each other

No one ever let me agree to dog sit ever again

"We have since learned new information, including from the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp that Anne Frank was suffering from typhus, and have updated our story to add context about her health problems."

The way every character on the bear has an avoidant attachment style…. I can’t watch these people ignore texts from their loved ones and employers for another fucking season I CANNOT

I knew this little bird was gay

No one can make me care about Sunset Boulevard

Every time a conventionally attractive cis man likes me on hinge he has something like this in his profile

Absolutely love to finish a book as quickly as possible and then sit like this while my brain catches up

If you post a before and after of your weight loss transformation you have to pay me 100 USD

Like having his best friend and his best friend’s wife move in with him…. I’m constantly trying to get my friends to buy a duplex so I can live with them

Just finished reading LOTR and I’m finding myself relating to Frodo in a way that I’m going to have to unpack with my therapist this week

My client just roasted me for being queer and driving a Subaru 😩

Mr. White, you will pay for your crimes

Love to apply for every single dscout mission and not get past question 2 for any of them. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR????

The Ratliff family storyline on White Lotus has been like watching two trains careen towards each other in slow motion. I’m screaming at my tv “Mike White, don’t make the brothers kiss OH GOD” but he doesn’t care. He laughs while I cover my eyes in horror as the brothers kiss.

My mom’s dog is obsessed with my body pillow

DOGE Employee list just in case it gets removed on X

It’s literally crazy how when you prioritize social connections you feel like 500% happier???

Is this season of white lotus boring or has the show always been boring and I didn’t realize

Wrong Rachel!!!!!

This book rules

I can do all things through a sweet treat which strengtheneth me

My pitch for Traitors is to try having any rules and see if that works

Immediately followed by Lady Gaga????? Send an ambulance

If I had been at Radio City when Cher came out to sing If I Could Turn Back Time I would have been inconsolable

Mfw I remember I brought two mandarin oranges to work

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