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I write noire short stories. A bit Hitchcock, a tad Dahl, a little Gorey. "Final Destination" meets "The Monkey's Paw " GoodReads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/23380742.Humphrey_Archer

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The Screw Turns The Screw Turns Email Forms

If you like somewhat noire stories about nasty people getting comeuppance, you might enjoy "The Screw Turns" weekly email newsletter.

No spam, and your details are never shared. Just a free story every week, and sometimes a free ebook.

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05.07.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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One Million Rising: Strategic Non-Cooperation to Fight Authoritarianism Β· No Kings Across the country, authoritarian forces are getting bolder and more dangerous. Trump and his allies are not hiding their agenda: mass deportations, rollbacks of civil rights, weaponized courts, and f...

I'm attending No Kings's event, β€œOne Million Rising: Strategic Non-Cooperation to Fight Authoritarianism” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...

04.07.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Books by Humphrey Archer (Author of The Screw Turns Volume I) Humphrey Archer has 10 books on Goodreads with 27 ratings. Humphrey Archer’s most popular book is The Screw Turns Volume I: A Morbid Anthology of Murder ...

Hello #Readers and #book #Review folx.

I'm an indie #writer with no agent or publisher, and if you enjoy short #fiction that is a little noise and a bit murdery without jump-scares or sacrificial women, please consider reviewing my books

P.S. please boost.

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29.06.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Screw Turns - Free Short Story #26

This week's free short story is titled β€œNorbert's Risky Days”, and is about a man whose character flaws and self-radicalization have led him down a path in which his risks climb invisibly, and lead him to death.

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07.05.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@legroff.bsky.social
I didn't want to detract from your post on B&N and Amaz*n undermining indie bookshops. It was a good thread on an important topic.

What I want to say directly to you, though, is that those same indie booksellers mainly support the big imprints that fuck indie writers

25.04.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bookshop: Buy books online. Support local bookstores. An online bookstore that financially supports local independent bookstores and gives back to the book community.

It’s worth mentioning that Bookshop.org was specifically created to help indiesβ€”you can buy online, choose an indie to support, and the store gets a huge percentage of the sale. Even if you don’t have an indie in your area, Bookshop supports bookstores!

24.04.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 312    πŸ” 143    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5

What's your opinion on B&N vs Draft2Digital vs IngramSpark vs Kobe vs etc?

I'm looking to migrate from KDP

#writing #writers

24.04.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#heels #thirsty

19.04.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Screw Turns: Volume 8: A further anthology of murder and misadventure Amazon.com: The Screw Turns: Volume 8: A further anthology of murder and misadventure eBook : Archer, Humphrey: Books

For today only for #PΓ₯skekrim #CrimeEaster, I have a new book of 30 nice murder stories, for FREE

www.amazon.com/dp/B0F1V5PWGX

19.04.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This statement from the NSF is insane.

Science is, in essence, designed to separate the true from the false.

Understanding how falsehoods spread is key to the scientific endeavor. It is not a violation of free speech to be proven wrong.

18.04.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2654    πŸ” 1002    πŸ’¬ 98    πŸ“Œ 110
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The Screw Turns: Volume 8: A further anthology of murder and misadventure Amazon.com: The Screw Turns: Volume 8: A further anthology of murder and misadventure eBook : Archer, Humphrey: Books

TIL that in #Norway, they have #PΓ₯skekrim for #Easter, in which they include games, movies, and books about crime.

For "Crime-Easter," I have new book of 30 nice murder stories, and on Saturday, you can get it FREE in time to have it to read on PΓ₯skekrim

www.amazon.com/dp/B0F1V5PWGX

19.04.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Question for anyone who rides a motorcycle or bicycle- could you wear a helmet on top of a wig, or would you have to remove the wig first?

15.04.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And where might one acquire this plant?

Asking for a friend

12.04.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They can't afford to know too much about Christianity. Otherwise, they would have to face the uncomfortable fact that their savior was a socialist Jew

08.04.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, Elon, if you theoretically teleported all the Italians to America, the place they landed wouldn't suddenly become Italy. It would just be full of angry Italians

The country of Italy is defined by its geographical location.
That's how this fucking works, you putz

07.04.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œChrist is King”

Kyle did you even read the source material, bruh? When they called him king he was a tongue in cheek MF who rode in on a donkey as a mockery of the very suggestion

05.04.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
A star cluster within a nebula. The background is filled with thin, pale blue clouds. Parts are thicker and pinker in colour. The cluster is made up of bright blue stars that illuminate the nebula around them. Large arcs of dense dust curve around, before and behind the clustered stars, pressed together by the stars’ radiation. Behind the clouds of the nebula can be seen large numbers of orange stars.

Image credit: ESA/Hubble & NASA, A. Nota, P. Massey, E. Sabbi, C. Murray, M. Zamani (ESA/Hubble)

A star cluster within a nebula. The background is filled with thin, pale blue clouds. Parts are thicker and pinker in colour. The cluster is made up of bright blue stars that illuminate the nebula around them. Large arcs of dense dust curve around, before and behind the clustered stars, pressed together by the stars’ radiation. Behind the clouds of the nebula can be seen large numbers of orange stars. Image credit: ESA/Hubble & NASA, A. Nota, P. Massey, E. Sabbi, C. Murray, M. Zamani (ESA/Hubble)

WOW WOW WOW LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL NEW HUBBLE IMAGE OF NGC 346!!! 🌌

05.04.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6601    πŸ” 691    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 38
A picture of a metal cone/pylon with a small metal figure straddling the top portion
The Rodeo Buddy Bottle Opener

A picture of a metal cone/pylon with a small metal figure straddling the top portion The Rodeo Buddy Bottle Opener

I'm on the Umbra website looking at this bathroom storage thing and decide to click "New Arrivals" just to see what else they have.
I'm not sure this reads "Rodeo" to all of you degenerates

05.04.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
Young white guy in white t-shirt holding a wine glass almost as big as himself filled with about five gallons of red

Young white guy in white t-shirt holding a wine glass almost as big as himself filled with about five gallons of red

Happy Libation Day

I'm sure this is going to be a fucking cracker!

04.04.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Many Judges Choose Not to Recuse When Big Cases Intersect With Their Families’ Interests Ambiguous β€” and unenforced β€” recusal standards mean few checks and balances for top judges when cases involve their family members.

An examination of more than 1,200 federal judges and state supreme court justices turned up dozens of judges who chose not to recuse when facing potential appearances of impropriety involving familial financial connections.

(Published July 2024)

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Blue-footed Booby staring with head to one side

Blue-footed Booby staring with head to one side

"Hey, what about us? Why'd fukin pengins get all the attention? "

04.04.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently so

03.04.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know what I would love to see? I would love to see a longform piece explaining tariffs, trade deficits, their impact on economies, how they have been dealt with historically, and how to understand them so we all better understand what’s going on.

/1

02.04.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1383    πŸ” 192    πŸ’¬ 116    πŸ“Œ 19

Except they vote

03.04.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Such as?

You expecting a big ol bonanza of nice things to drop from the sky?

03.04.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whither be my bag with things in it?

03.04.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't want Canada or Greenland.
I want PBS, Social Security, and
The Smithsonian.

03.04.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But we are likely to get a whole lot sicker, for sure

03.04.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Figures though
Fools with access to a spreadsheet

03.04.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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