Quantum Ham-OOO-logist

Imagine shareholders willing to give a trillion dollars to a guy who says there are 20 million dead people getting Social Security, but is too incompetent to find any of them.

I like T'Lyn a normal amount

It’s worse than you think. This is his lawyer Rita Glavin who has been paid tens of millions of dollars to smear me and the other women who came forward. She has led his taxpayer funded litigation abuse of us all.

And here she is at the loser party with him.

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

Sometimes America is so beautiful it just makes you want to cry. From beauty.

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

turkey isn't even my favorite anything and I don't usually like chicken pizza either, but there's something darkly compelling here

My main life goal from this day forward is to never ever be closer than 1000 miles away from this thing

Lawrence and Haruki Embodiment and reflection - Pakistan Observer IN the vast landscape of world literature, a few writers have explored the depths of human experience as vividly as D.H. Lawrence and Haruki

Never read him. Never wrote about him. "Murakami, conversely, has faced accusations of emotional detachment and circular storytelling. Yet, writer Rebecca Solnit defends his approach...." Did AI write this? pakobserver.net/lawrence-and...

Bari Weiss Crosses Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Picket Line This week, Bari Weiss, the controversial new right-wing head of CBS News, crossed the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette picket line to participate in a front-page puff piece that painted her as a scrappy “Pitts...

Bari Weiss crossed the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette picket line to falsely portray herself as a scrappy "Pittsburgh Girl".

The move comes as Weiss has begun to fight unions at CBS News.
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A pair of pink crustacean earrings which are probably meant to resemble lobsters, but they are somehow also reminiscent of scorpions, and those parasitic aliens from season 1 of TNG

Why do these earrings look like they’re about to take over Starfleet Command and seek peaceful coexistence?

here's the vid if you don't have tiktok. ive seen her do this to christian churches for a while now and not a single one (that I've seen) has said yes. one unitarian church tried to put her in touch with other programs and that was as close as she got to help.

He had no idea it was so bad! An entire cast of English actors, no one said a thing. Julie Andrews said it was because he was just trying *so hard*.

The backstory here is that his dialect coach was Irish and thought it would be funny to do this to the English for once.

my friend’s coworker is trying to sell a new e-bike ($1200) for $500 that target mistakenly shipped to them

does anyone in nyc want?

I'm not certain what to be afraid of here.

1. Being turned to bread.
1A. Being devoured as bread.
2. Sonic damage
3. Unchecked ruthless aggression.

Thoughts?

This is so much funnier now LOL

When they call someone a "communist" what they really mean is "someone I should be able to excise from society and, ideally, murder without repercussions".

Claim: Mamdani is a communist. False: Any real communist will happily spend six hours explaining why this isn’t true.

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

Hoku here ❤️ Sorry for the radio
silence. Posting this while taking a smoke break but Stovey is safe and healing well. Rehab is doing wonders.
She misses you all so much. Idk if anyone will see this but l'll make a proper post very soon. Stovey has gained access to all of her accounts again as well.

For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting

I have seen people talking about this unironically. "I guess I'm going on that diet because we need to bring our grocery prices down" is a real thing.

We must note that all the condemnation of Tucker Carlson platforming Nick Fuentes has been about anti-Semitism and there has been an alarming and revealing silence around his anti-Black racism and white supremacy. When the head of the Heritage Foundation apologized, he only cited anti-Semitism.

Sure, it would all come out that it was a setup later, but in the meantime:
1) The protest gets violently shut down
2) Fascists get to crow about how violent the opposition is
3) Which gleefuly prompts them to get more violent
4) While caliper-man's GoFundMe reaches four hundred thousand dollars.

I guarantee folks would get cute with it too - dude with a set of monogrammed skull calipers and a podcast about how we're not racist enough against Belgians throws a Subway sandwich at a cop to shut down a protest against Trump putting all farmland under federal control.

This is really, really important. If the law were otherwise, it would enshrine the heckler's veto - if you don't like a protest, just go to the protest claiming to be a protester and litter in front of a cop. Boom, unlawful assembly.

wtaf

"You are a raging psychopath. Never let this town take that away from you." is a line that's been rattling around in my head for years.

I hope script doctor extraordinaire Star Magic Jackson Jr. will be back for Gremlins 3 too.