Star Trek Corrupted Captions

Haven't we developed the technology yet that just makes TVs literal windows through space?

Camembert.

Top panel: The Enterprise crew are gathered in the mess hall for movie night. On screen we see the title card for The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Bottom panel: In the audience, Phlox is eating a bowl of popcorn. Seated beside him is Trip Tucker dressed as Rocky. T'Pol is seated in the row ahead of them. She seems uninterested in the proceedings, her attention on a pad in her lap. Seated beside her is Captain Archer dressed as Dr. Frank N Furter. Phlox has a caption that reads, "I'm beginning to think I'm inappropriately attired..."

Phlox's Film Fest of Frights

Now Showing: The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

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"do you have any plans this week" *me* Image: Picture of a large sticker on the side of a dumpster. The sticker depicts a cartoon rat looking mischievous over a wedge of cheese. It bears the words "EAT CHEESE AND SIN"

Chris Pike is holding and staring longingly at a picture of Firis Corsixer with her arms outstretched toward a floating time crystal within which can be seen a scarred Pike.

Wishing you the happiest of birthdays, @yumenosix.bsky.social!!!

Brad Dourif is a legend!

original meme in two side-by-side panels, using images from Star Trek TNG; the left panel is Data in yellow Starfleet uniform and his typical innocent curious look, with label: Positronic; the right panel is Lore in his black body armor from "Descent" giving a patronizing smile, with italicized label: Negatronic

Kinda wanna be part of the hegemony now, ngl

Top panel: For movie night, the Enterprise crew are assembled in the mess hall watching Audition (1999). On screen, a beautiful dark-haired woman wearing an apron and black rubber gloves is holding up a large syringe. Bottom panel: Close-up of Phlox, who is in the audience. He looks deep in serious thought. He says, "Perhaps if we had stories like this on Denobula the mating season would be a little less violent."

Phlox's Film Fest of Frights

Now Showing: Audition (1999)

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Technically not Star Trek, but it's Star Trek in spirit!

illustration of my hand raised in the air giving the Vulcan hand symbol. the hand is wearing a studded leather cuff and the sleeve is a leather jacket. the text says "For those about to Spock."

Rock out with your Spock out. 🖖🏻🤘🏻

We roll tonight!
To the Sehlat bite!

3x6 inch sketch card of Jean Luc Picard, an older bald white man, from Star Trek TNG done in black ink with red accents. He gives a serious expression with a slight smile.

3x6 inch sketch card of Benjamin Sisko, a bald black man with a goatee, from Star Trek DS9 done in black ink with red accents. He has a huge smile, and holds a baseball in his hand.

3x6 inch sketch card of Kathryn Janeway, a white woman with big hair, from Star Trek Voyager done in black ink with red accents. She has a cocky grin with one eyebrow raised.

3x6 inch sketch card of Michael Burnham, a young black woman with a tidy pompadour, from Star Trek Discovery done in black ink with yellow accents.

Some Captains of "trektober" past, 2016-2018

Digital drawing of T'Pring as portrayed in Strange New Worlds. The color palette is mostly browns, yellows and reds. She has a sheer scarf and a see-through top. She has one hand over her long braid, which covers her right breast, whilst the right one is visible. She has a heavy cloak resting on the crook of her elbows, and her head is covered in a long head scarf.

"We meet at the appointed place." #StarTrekFanart #T'Pring

Odo looking uninterested and matter-of-fact as he says, "The horny brig is now full to capacity."

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Nine line art depictions of Counselor Deana Troi looking judgmental. Two are from season one, then one each from each consecutive season, then one from Generations.

Trois judging you throughout the ages.

That SUCKS. I've had that happen. Ugh. 😩

YouTube video by "Weird Al" Yankovic - Topic Why Does This Always Happen to Me?

Sorry it was a bad day. Please accept this song, and may it bring you a smile.

Top left: Bashir walks into Quark's bar. Quark greets him right inside the doorway and says, "Please do something about Garak. He's getting out of hand!" Top right: A drunken Garak is sitting at the bar. He swivels around in his stool to look at them, a blue drink in his right hand. Garak says, "Well, well, well! If it isn't Dr. Bull Cock Bashir!" Bottom left: Bashir approaches Garak and asks him, "Come, Garak, what's got you so agitated?" Bottom right: Garak thrusts himself up on Bashir's shoulders, a pained and desperate expression on his face. Garak says to Bashir, "You have NO IDEA how much I just need a cock to ram the fuck out of my hole.

You ever just have one of THOSE days?
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So true!

Looks like she's holding a Cardassian phaser. Wonder if that's who the hooded figure is...

Top panel: The crew of the Enterprise are assembled in the mess hall for movie night. On the screen, a scene from Crimson Peak (2015) depicts Mia Wasikowska, Tom Hiddleston, and Jessica Chastain standing at a staircase in a gothic mansion. Bottom panel: Trip and Phlox are seated together in the audience. Phlox turns his head toward Trip and says, "I can't help feeling like this movie would be devoid of conflict if these three just simply embraced A polyamorous lifestyle."

Phlox's Film Fest of Frights

Now Showing: Crimson Peak (2015)

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No cannoli?! That's the saddest thing ever. 😢

Spoiled Baby Tuvok + Sunak, his father

Kira: I feel I should hug you.

Kira: Can I give you a big hug?

Kira: I'm already hugging and there's nothing you can do about it.

Kira: I feel I should hug you.
Kira: Can I give you a big hug?
Kira: I'm already hugging and there's nothing you can do about it.

You're absolutely right! Just like all truly great horror movies, some bits are just nonsensical.

The most beautiful ship in the fleet! 😍

I saw it as him before he fell from grace. Originally, the character was written to be Guinan's wayward son. Maybe this is him when he was younger, trying to be more like her.

Mortally wounded, Suder transfers the Betazoid equivalent of his katra into a child's doll. The doll is acquired by Gillian (Catherine Hicks) who gives it to her and Kirk's son Andy for his birthday. Suder, using the doll as his body, plots revenge and attempts to take possession of the boy. (2/2)