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at least it gets the job done

A man says "I have amnesia..." He looks in his front pocket and says "what's this? there's a letter in my pocket." He opens is and says "this could be a clue as to who I am." He opens the letter and it just says "You Have Amnesia." The man looks pissed.

Hi!!

Yeah, I'm up for this.

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Damn you're pretty.

Toddler and Pit Bull. Toddler and Pit Bull both sit at a bar with drinks in hand. Pit bull says "she's taking the kids in the divorce..." Toddler puts his hand on pit bull's shoulder and says "that's fucked up man." The extremely worried bartender says "neither of you can be in here!!! Who served you drinks?"

Aw cute gwrr, but that quality is ass fr. Such an oc deserves some dope shit.

Sure, I think I've a slot left.

Perspective

Calvin's dad meme. Playing a record? I'll show you something interesting. There are three types of Christmas movies: Santa, Being Changed by the Spirit of Christmas, and Die Hard. It's a Wonderful Life? Spirit. Miracle on 34th? Santa. Gremlins? Die Hard. A Christmas Story? Spirit. Perhaps unsurprisingly, Home Alone is Die Hard. Despite being about Santa being changed by the Christmas spirit, Violent Night is Die Hard.

Graphite sketch on a translucent paper. Portrait of a girl looking head-on. Blue mechanical pencil laying just above it.

Random therapy session sketch on a random piece of paper

A three panel comic. In the first panel, someone is giving Bex a lecture. They say, "If you wanted to do it, you would. If you haven't done it by now, you clearly don't want it badly enough. Your own lack of willpower is the problem here." In the second panel, a close-up shot of Bex staring with a blank smile on her face. In the third and final panel, through smiling teeth, Bex says, "fuck you."

🙂

Yeah I've seen Tanzasa on fur affinity ig, I am damn sure I would be able to make you a portrait for him before the given deadline. Here is couple of portraits I did. Have a look..

Decision Making

super "hero"

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a lot of yall, tbh

Do Not Disturb

Four panel black and white cartoon comic featuring a character talking to their cat. In the first panel, the cat asks the owner "is for rosemary?" as they're holding a bowl of food. the owner says "no." Panel 2, the cat asks again "is for rosemary?" while the owner is holding a sandwich. the owner responds "no". Panel 3 the owner says "this is for rosemary" while holding a cup of cat food. panel 4, the cat stares and says "no"

is for rosemary ?

Two men see a poster of Porpo, some sort of vacant-looking marketing cartoon. One man says "I love Porpo." The other says "I hate Porpo." The first one retorts "oh yeah? well, I purchased this button to support Porpo." The second man comes back with "fuck you, I bought a button myself." He points to it. It says "I hate Porpo." A third man notices this argument and says "Fellas, don't you see how silly it is to get this worked up about Porpo?" He smugly continues "that's why I purchased this button." He points to it. It says 'neutral on Porpo.'

This is exactly my experience on the internet

sticks and stones

Lucy pulls away the football. Charlie Brown trips and goes "AAUGH!" He starts risingg into the atmosphere, much to Lucy's surprise. He says "ha ha yes, it is finally happening..." Charlie goes up further and says "I am ascending to the realm of God to take my fated place at his right hand." He goes further until he is a mere speck in the sky. He shouts "This is the reward for my endless suffering! This is my reward!!!"

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is laying under a blanket, looking up at Blue who is sitting next to him. Blue: Now that it's getting colder, should I get my own blanket so I'm not always hogging yours? Green: Do you want to? Blue: Do you want me to? Green: I like having you close. Blue looks at Green as Green frowns. Blue: I don't want to ruin your sleep. Green: Get in here. Blue gets under the blanket as well, right next to Green, as both sleep soundly, side-by-side.