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Half stack poultry. they/them. cn=jpsroot I have brain problems now (for real)

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one thing that's making me feel particularly insane lately is how there is no longer any limit to the amount of wrong you can be

08.08.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3596    ๐Ÿ” 653    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

Very occasionally youโ€™ll still see someone around using the word โ€œlatinxโ€ in good faith like the Island stranded American PoWs who didnโ€™t know that WWII ended in 1969

09.08.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

part of my resentment towards LLMs is to do with them crowding out anything else we could be talking about. there are so many things I could be reading to get better at my craft but I'm presented with "you should actually get worse at it on purpose because nothing matters any more"

08.08.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 355    ๐Ÿ” 82    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
Dial-up Internet to be discontinued
AOL routinely evaluates its products and services and has decided to discontinue Dial-up Internet. This service will no longer be available in AOL plans. As a result, on September 30, 2025 this service and the associated software, the AOL Dialer software and AOL Shield browser, which are optimized for older operating systems and dial-up internet connections, will be discontinued.

This change will not affect any other benefits in your AOL plan, which you can access any time on your AOL plan dashboard. To manage or cancel your account, visit MyAccount.

Dial-up Internet to be discontinued AOL routinely evaluates its products and services and has decided to discontinue Dial-up Internet. This service will no longer be available in AOL plans. As a result, on September 30, 2025 this service and the associated software, the AOL Dialer software and AOL Shield browser, which are optimized for older operating systems and dial-up internet connections, will be discontinued. This change will not affect any other benefits in your AOL plan, which you can access any time on your AOL plan dashboard. To manage or cancel your account, visit MyAccount.

So apparently we are within the last 60 days of dial-up AOL being a thing.

help.aol.com/articles/dia...

ht @mat.tl

09.08.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1115    ๐Ÿ” 564    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 77    ๐Ÿ“Œ 296
09.08.2025 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I bought a doodle from @grebcomics.bsky.social and I love it. 10/10 would recommend you purchase

09.08.2025 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A white bunny with floppy ears nibbles on fresh greens from a bowl on a colorful blanket.

A white bunny with floppy ears nibbles on fresh greens from a bowl on a colorful blanket.

08.08.2025 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 861    ๐Ÿ” 127    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

mRNA vaccines are, without exaggeration, one of the greatest inventions in human history.

We basically hacked our immune systems. โ€œHereโ€™s the secret code for this new virus, prep to fight exactly that.โ€ A promising avenue for addressing some cancers too.

And the US is throwing it away. For what?

07.08.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3741    ๐Ÿ” 1063    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 207    ๐Ÿ“Œ 83

House sitter trashed our hot tub.... Having to drain it and deep clean before we can use it again

08.08.2025 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Home is better

07.08.2025 06:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

khan pritzker

06.08.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Space cat: Bat to bat

07.08.2025 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.08.2025 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nathan (New Video!)
@Humanstein

The Simpsons doesn't predict anything we just haven't fixed any of America's problems since 1989.

11:19 AM 1/21/21 - Twitter for Android

Twitter post Nathan (New Video!) @Humanstein The Simpsons doesn't predict anything we just haven't fixed any of America's problems since 1989. 11:19 AM 1/21/21 - Twitter for Android

06.08.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4918    ๐Ÿ” 1427    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

It's venture bros time
Bring all your fiends
It's time for fun thats always mean
With Dean the bro, and Hank the brother
It's fun that always ends
It's venture bros time!!!!

07.08.2025 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Speaking as a fan of Venture Bros?

Boy, that is... a profoundly awful misread of the show.

05.08.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 92    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Trump admin targets lawyer who attempted to halt his clientโ€™s deportation DOJโ€™s move comes after Trump directed the department to seek to sanction lawyers โ€œwho engage in frivolous, unreasonable, and vexatious litigation.โ€

EXCLUSIVE: Justice Dept carries out Trump directive by seeking 'substantial' financial penalty for lawyer who won court orders delaying client's deportation to Laos for two weeks. DOJ accuses attorney of misleading judges by invoking Alien Enemies Act www.politico.com/news/2025/08...

07.08.2025 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 442    ๐Ÿ” 179    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32

I'm way too excited for only connect but you should all be watching it right now

Also 8 out of 10 cats do countdown

07.08.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only connect is back!!!!

06.08.2025 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

huzzah, got through therapy without a meltdown. admittedly, i'm on more edibles than is healthy, but this is a start

06.08.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just got the neuropsych report that declared me descheveled and wearing soiled clothing, and that my cognitive failure is because I don't have enough friends

So I guess that's another new diagnosis

06.08.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No foreign fans will come for the World Cup or the Olympics and you gotta think that's part of Trump and Miller's plan to fuck Los Angeles. As an Angeleno, I'm fine with that shit not coming here but I know businesses have been banking on it.

15.07.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 792    ๐Ÿ” 180    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

One of the most irritating things about this whole "Well you'll get along if you don't talk politics" is of course I fucking will, I am a cishet white man with a Protestant background. They love me. They just want to harm literally everyone else in my entire fucking life.

05.08.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 400    ๐Ÿ” 77    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The comments on the new video are very positive, but I do like this one hate comment, because it seems to imply YouTubers generally follow the footsteps of Socrates and that, for this reason, Iโ€™m not cut out for it

06.08.2025 04:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2653    ๐Ÿ” 127    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 108    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
JK Rowling tweeting got a boycott of M&S, stretching facts to the breaking point, and making the world a worse place for absolutely everyone.

JK Rowling tweeting got a boycott of M&S, stretching facts to the breaking point, and making the world a worse place for absolutely everyone.

The employee asked the girl and her mother if they needed help shopping. Thatโ€™s it. Thatโ€™s all. The misinformation, the insinuations (because the facts are inconveniently benign) are EXACTLY what was done to lesbians in the 80s. This is the product of hate and fear, not reality.

06.08.2025 09:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6320    ๐Ÿ” 1883    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 186    ๐Ÿ“Œ 265
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Awkward, Google put out a blog in June about teenagers phoning up orgs and getting access to their databases by asking for access.. and yesterday updated it to say they also got owned by the same kids. https://cloud.google.com/blog/topics/threat-intelligence/voice-phishing-data-extortion

06.08.2025 12:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

No one has ever fallen from such a height in my personal esteem to such unthinkable depths as Rowling.

06.08.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 104    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

"I'm going to add you to a blocklist for people who repost too much"

so you mean a blocklist for people who are cool? neat

06.08.2025 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An infograph meme quoting a moment from the movie "The Incredibles".

There is black text that reads:
Alright, listen closely. I'd like to help you with the ads, but I can't.
I'd like to tell you to click on the gear icon and select "Report Playback Issue". But I can't.
I also do not advise you to select anything related to how the advertisement is offensive or inappropriate; I wouldn't expect Twitch to do something about the ICE ads if they get flooded with enough reports.

Below, there are images that are as follows:
From left to right, top to bottom.

Mr Incredible whispering to an old lady in an office building.
A screenshot of Twitchs' Settings menu with "Report Playback Issue" highlighted.
A close-up of Mr Incredible whispering.
A screenshot of Twitchs' Report Playback Issue menu with a dropdown menu containing options.

An infograph meme quoting a moment from the movie "The Incredibles". There is black text that reads: Alright, listen closely. I'd like to help you with the ads, but I can't. I'd like to tell you to click on the gear icon and select "Report Playback Issue". But I can't. I also do not advise you to select anything related to how the advertisement is offensive or inappropriate; I wouldn't expect Twitch to do something about the ICE ads if they get flooded with enough reports. Below, there are images that are as follows: From left to right, top to bottom. Mr Incredible whispering to an old lady in an office building. A screenshot of Twitchs' Settings menu with "Report Playback Issue" highlighted. A close-up of Mr Incredible whispering. A screenshot of Twitchs' Report Playback Issue menu with a dropdown menu containing options.

An info-graph regarding this post:

#Twitch #VSky #MeltTheICE #NoICE

06.08.2025 05:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5752    ๐Ÿ” 3591    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

The people we paid to house sit did last our house in chaos, never emptied the cat litter, and so there was cat shit so over the house.

Replenished the chinchillas water but not their food

The chicken water bowl was full of carrot peel?!

Trash covering the kitchen floor

I can never leave again

06.08.2025 05:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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