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You must be this tall.

64 Followers  |  100 Following  |  425 Posts  |  Joined: 16.01.2025  |  2.322

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I thought it was on Thursday (Dec. 5). I'm so confused.

03.12.2025 22:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The University of Exeter's most famous graduate?

J.K. Rowling.

03.12.2025 22:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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College son gets the nice weather, we get the crappy weather, same weather system, hundreds of miles apart.

02.12.2025 17:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Neighbor be like, Take down the Halloween decorations? Ha, biatch! Don't believe me just watch.

30.11.2025 10:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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As a former newspaper copy editor, I definitely would have reworked (a simple tweak) the second sentence.

29.11.2025 16:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man is making a funny face and saying toga ! ALT: a man is making a funny face and saying toga !

Did somebody say Delta?

28.11.2025 16:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Julens største kalkun serveres på Nationaltheatret Nå har jeg sett det også: En bevinget Lucifer svever naken over scenen viftende med en enorm, diamantprydet penis.

Terningkast 1-varsel for @hildeostbywriter.bsky.socials anmeldelse av Isfolket-forestillingen

28.11.2025 14:28 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0

Det er amerikansk Thanksgiving. Vi ser på en stoopid parade på TV. Alt er stengt. Jeg kjeder meg. Beklager.

27.11.2025 16:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Boo! Open up! Let the learning continue!

26.11.2025 12:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The most I've found was about $130. It was very recently in a camouflage wallet I had just mowed over. The bills were intact, but the problem was that there was a chewed-up driver's license nearby, so I was obligated to turn in the money and the license. I'm such a nice person. (Goddamn license.)

26.11.2025 09:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Perks of the job: I frequently find cash at the park. This is $17. Thanks for the tip, dumbass.

26.11.2025 09:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Do you have any spring-term classes that actually start in the spring? I'm always busy skiing all winter. I'm also a professional tobogganer.

22.11.2025 13:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
How Drummer Bernard Purdie Made the Soundtrack of Our Lives | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT How Drummer Bernard Purdie Made the Soundtrack of Our Lives | PTFO

Never heard of them until I listened to this episode of the "Pablo Torre Finds Out" podcast. Though, admittedly, I thought Torre was saying "Wolfpack" (and I further thought, after some googling, that he was referencing a run-of-the-mill Boston bar band). But my wife figured it out.

16.11.2025 11:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
VULFPECK /// 1612
YouTube video by Vulf VULFPECK /// 1612

This past week I discovered¹, à la Christopher Columbus, the band Vulfpeck.

¹ There were already lots of fans there.

16.11.2025 11:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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«Detektiven» fra Louvre-ranet står frem Bildene av en velkledd mann med hatt i Louvre timer etter det spektakulære ranet av kronjuveler fra museet fascinerte verden. Nå står «detektiven» frem.

«Detektiven» fra Louvre-ranet står frem

09.11.2025 12:44 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Men hun studerte så hardt! Fra alle vinkler!

09.11.2025 12:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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God halloween!

Barna er for gamle, for kule nå — men ikke jeg!

31.10.2025 10:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've just been informed that Trump demolished the driver's side of the car. Thems da breaks. Thankfully, the book was on the front passenger seat.

25.10.2025 21:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Wife killing time on the Shutdown D.C. waterfront. Then she's gonna sit in the car and read a book.

25.10.2025 21:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Så omtrent 14 i hundreår?

25.10.2025 20:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just a little taste of the blue paint.
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Kids: They're so embarrassing.

Gotta go! Time for unicycling and juggling in the street.

25.10.2025 19:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Also, when did pants get so goddamn baggy?

I'm not old! You're old!

25.10.2025 19:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Wife taking Son No. 2 and friend to a hideous concert in Shutdown D.C.

What you can't see is the blue paint on their faces. Why? I don't know. All I know is that I was so much cooler at that age. Still cooler. It must be so difficult growing up in my shadow.

25.10.2025 19:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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At my place of employment (a park), people from all over the world come to see the roots of the #CarrotWoodAsh (Fraxinus daucoides).

25.10.2025 14:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Konkurransen for å velge Norges beste og verste sykkelstativer er nå åpen! Fristen for å sende inn bidrag er 14.11. Etter den datoen blir de aller beste/verste publisert for offentlig avstemning.

Send inn bildet ditt via spørreskjemaet ved å klikke på lenken/skanne QR-koden:

arcg.is/1WTf4K2

24.10.2025 09:24 — 👍 30    🔁 20    💬 8    📌 12
Der Bahn Song
YouTube video by Deutsche Bahn Der Bahn Song

Oh crap, there's a longer version. 🤩

23.10.2025 22:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can't stop watching this damn ad. It's too catchy. I'm a sucker for disco beats.

I especially like the part where the train seems to be derailing.

23.10.2025 22:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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