Michael williamson

Fair play to Alexa for going on dealing with that shite

Head of police: So we're going to arrest Andrew

Officer: sure boss, no sweat

Head of police: yup, that's the guy

They really lean into this fact in south Down with a Brontë homeland and Brontë primary school - but my personal favourite was the Brontë Steakhouse

bored now. arrest another one

It’s not illegal to dip your balls into a Pot Noodle no matter what they say!

Thats a gap

Im impressed and regretful that I've never done that myself. Are you all having lasagne or just her?

Congrats and have a great season

oh dear I have some bad news about what the closed captioning has done with the name "Coletta Rydzek" in the women's sprint cross-country quarterfinals

I didn't realise that about the diamond engagement rings!

Have a fantastic trip, am sure that'll be a stunning exhibition

Fantastic

Was it a DJ set or were they playing their own tracks?

A commemoration 50p coin with etching of the queen looking aggressive

Lmao they're showing this commemorative coin of the queen on the news. Looks like she's about to launch a pint at someone

A woman stands, body covered by an orange tent, arms and legs poking through slits. Her head is covered by a smaller orange tent, face showing through a cutout.

"Calm down, sweetie. You're two tents."

Have a fantastic night

Screenshot of BBC one website advertising Bear Grylls wild reckoning - shows bear grills standing in wheat field before he drags couples into the Welsh wilderness to fix them

I cannot imagine how desperate, for either fame or to fix a broken relationship, you would have to be to sign up for this. I wonder does it end up with him and Russell brand baptising people in some river?

Was it followed by that Kingfishr song?

Someone lent me those memoirs once and I couldn't finish it as his inability to accept any responsibility for why he had to resign those times was just infuriating

Two tabby kittens looking out my window into the street

Never mind all the toys and scratching posts we've bought for them. The cats are transfixed by a coke can being blown about in the wind outside

Looked like Wes Streeting was doing his best yesterday to distance himself from Mandelson and obviously setting himself up for a leadership run

It read more like everyone should separate the art from the artist and let him take one last big payday

Glad you enjoyed it, I'm hoping to see more on my bike this year, rather than just stick to the areas I'm used to

I haven't managed to get out much at all recently so was determined to ride today

10 years after he went to jail for procuring a child for prostitution.

Looks amazing, enjoy your time there

Picture of Michael in front of the sea, with some rocks in the foreground and the sky is grey

On a good day you can see Scotland from here, but not today!

Lost count of how many times I told myself "winter miles = summer smiles"

I went out first thing as i figured the weather was set for the day and had 2 hours of rain, but a fun ride all the same. Of course now it's blue skies and sunshine

I should have a JF 2 or JF3 day depending on the wind. Am planning to head to the forest so hopefully the trails haven't been too affected by our recent rains and wind