I'm annoyed by people who are annoyed by the sound of chewing. Go eat in the bathroom.
28.06.2025 11:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@terrymmm.bsky.social
dabbler of all sorts - medieval history buff - nature lover - goblin - native pennsylvanian - dona nobis pacem "In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
I'm annoyed by people who are annoyed by the sound of chewing. Go eat in the bathroom.
28.06.2025 11:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh, fuck you. #ryangarcia #toolittletoolate #sorrynotsorry
13.06.2025 17:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Habemus Papam
youtu.be/zmXiFMHzpgo?...
It is Teacher Appreciation Week; make sure to get the teacher in your life something practical, like this Loony Linda Dart Board. #MAGAMorons #LindaMcMahon #Reprehensible
07.05.2025 16:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Harriet Hageman looks like George Santos in Linda Dano drag.
06.05.2025 14:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Reality TV star Donald Trump must understand that to be the Pope, one needs significant experience as a bishop or cardinal, theological mastery, moral integrity, and deep liturgical understanding. The office needs broad spiritual and global knowledge. Itβs not an entry-level position like POTUS.
06.05.2025 14:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anyone who has played the Dragon Quest games knows that they love punny monster names (e.g. a menacing pair of bell peppers on a skewer named Capsichum). That being the case, why didn't they name the pig-nosed orc "p'orc" instead of orc? #DragonQuest #NES
29.04.2025 02:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fool me four times... shame on you? #MAGAmorons
23.04.2025 20:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0There was a snatch in a D.C. restaurant... and she got her purse and Homeland Security access badge stolen.π #KristiNoem #MAGAmorons
21.04.2025 21:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sturdy, handsome, gal, South Carolina Rep., and toilet troll, Mancy Nace thought it was a flex posting a video of her being asked by a constituent when she will be holding a town hall and proceeding to launch into an expletive filled tirade in a Ulta.
21.04.2025 12:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0resurrection - alina kvedarauskienΔ
20.04.2025 13:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's a "you went in for Devil Squares but came out with Fancy Cakes" kinda day. I have no idea what that implies metaphorically, so take it for what you will. @littledebbies.bsky.social
19.04.2025 20:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gayle King wants to blame sexism for the general reaction (or lack thereof) to her little thrill ride. I would remind her of the Titan submersible, another vessel full of uninteresting rich people (men) doing nothing of worth. Nobody was cheering for them, either. She can cry into her money.
16.04.2025 18:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Putting a rocket scientist and bioastronautics researcher on an 11-minute slingshot into the sky in a penis-shaped vessel with some irrelevant celebrities and whatever the eff Lauren Sanchez is supposed to be is like a neurosurgeon playing Operation.
15.04.2025 18:01 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0So, was the attack on our governor's family an act of domestic terrorism? Or doesn't it count because he isn't a Tesla?
14.04.2025 15:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0no words...
10.04.2025 12:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
09.04.2025 12:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Y'all can stick your "Tiffany Plate" up your asses!
07.04.2025 23:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every day, it's a different set of lips for Lips Leavitt. It's like she's Queen Mombi from "Return to Oz" except instead of a wardrobe of heads, she has a wardrobe of lips π
07.04.2025 12:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When I was 10 years old, I redecorated my bedroom with handpainted porcelain masks, feathers, fans, and porcelain Pierrot dolls in an array of colors and sizes. That might be the gayest thing I've ever done in a bedroom. #gay #old #gayandold
04.04.2025 00:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Then a private equity firm bought it (Musk) and fucked everything up with Crabfest (Dementia Don) being another nail in the coffin.
03.04.2025 15:06 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0America is Red Lobster. Though it was better than some places, it was never really "great." Many other countries had far better offerings. You could still afford it, & although it was mediocre, there were still a couple of good things (at least the biscuits were good).
03.04.2025 15:06 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0