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i forget to come and make my commentary here but anyway, i’m addicted to marvel rivals and if you’re on console and perhaps are silver in comp, we should queue up :D

virgo man vs. virgo woman (i’m gonna win every single time)

i'm not even surprised anymore lol but that's crazy...

not my cousin reposting fox news on my tiktok fyp

every time my ass hits the toilet seat, that crossfade slams into me like a mack truck

a bald man in a suit is making a funny face and pointing at the camera . ALT: a bald man in a suit is making a funny face and pointing at the camera .

made wings for lunch i gave myself all the flats

am i going down a fast & furious rabbit hole? yes, but it’s peak movie binge time

NATALIE…

i fear i am too mentally unstable to handle these last few episodes of yellowjackets

a woman is sitting on a chair in front of a brick wall with the word company written on it . ALT: a woman is sitting on a chair in front of a brick wall with the word company written on it .

naw, i always get the short end of the stick and then i’m not supposed to be annoyed? what sense does that make?

every time i build some new furniture, this is exactly who i feel like...

gave izzy my tv for her new xbox and now i feel like i just want to get another computer screen, mount it and call it a day (my desk still hasn't even arrived)

this playlist is giving kms vibes, not cool ethel, not cool

i accidentally made a concoction of shepherds pie and tatertot casserole and while it’s super delicious, it looks like i’m eating slop LMFAO

LMFAO @brodiehawn.bsky.social literally could not agree more with you 💀💀💀

it’s so painful being smart and yet so stupid at the same time (i lost my mind building my office chair)

i finally got my mini pc!!! i can’t wait for my desk to come in so i can finally get set up and start trying my games mnk 🥹

i also lost my cart somewhere in my bed

this kid stays forgetting to update the calendar and that’s why she and i always bicker back and forth because how are you gonna tell me you go in at 8AM when the calendar says 6PM???

listening to cher feels like i should be coked out of my mind, in the middle of the club

no way did i pass out in the middle of doing my grocery order just to wake up & finish it immediately 💀

i just started s2 tonight! i’ve been watching an episode every day to keep myself from binging it 💀

i fucking HATE callie in yellowjackets. that little bitch is so fucking annoying

it’s that time of the year that i obsessively wash my hands because i don’t want to get sick when the weather gets cold and then that turns into my hands drying out, cracking and feeling like there’s a billion and six papercuts on me at once

bro it’s like valorant but for tryhard people that are stuck in low elo 🥲

a woman with red nails is eating with a fork and a glass of wine ALT: a woman with red nails is eating with a fork and a glass of wine

LMFAO can she even see this? she fr is worse at the game

and now i’m sweeping my room at 2:34AM

my favorite hobby is setting my hinge location to random places and reading peoples profiles

i like when i get the urge to clean and just throw away everything i don’t want to deal with #LiveLaughLove

all i said was: you fucking pussy ass bitch…