ghoulfriend

Like and repost if you want more goth punk bimbo heathcliff.

House centipede

BIG bitch

I’m sorry y’all my humors are so not balanced today

Sick and period at the same time is fucking biblical

What the fuck does this mean even

tyvm

Trying to fix it was like straightforward but also made me feel like I’d been lobotomized and then thrown into a blender

Crashout of the century after accidentally double booking myself three times in one week

I miss Ricky’s

Repeatedly!!!!

This is such a millennial tweet I’m kms

Going to the library to print my tattoo designs. Punk

Kind of texts I get from former hookups

Had coffee with a former colleague who lives in the neighborhood and she was like “I saw you at the gym before but I didn’t say hi because you were reading a book” okAY YEAH maybe I was

Love when I get a new client booking at 3 am on a Wednesday morning. Like idk what’s going on with you yet but I’m sure you need to be here

This is about ancient history btw just digging up graves today

Look I Don’t have beef but I never should have ever been with anyone who wasn’t a Sansa Stark defender that shoulda been my red flag

My stepsisters wedding party is at the MOMI here is my private audience with miss piggy

You know how your teeth feel when you eat too many sour skittles. All my bones feel like that rn

I had to finish heated rivalry because I have multiple clients in actual crisis over it

Theres no way I have pinkeye right now right

Why did they do this after eating tuna sandwiches….i know they’re blowing hot tuna into each others faces rn 😭

Mostly just practice and journaling. Getting all the dumb bad stuff out of me to clear the way for the good stuff to come out easier

Oh my god this is how Oscar must feel all the time

How do I explain that I like this band because it makes me want to writhe on the floor and chew plastic

This is a Deadsy fan page now

Marry me Joey Lauren Addams in the last scene of Chasing Amy

Everyone’s New Year’s resolution this year was to go to therapy huh

Good morning and happy new year to gay people and Brazilians who live on my bluesky I love you

Don’t fucking kink shame me