Matt

Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.

Well if it's a good cry then I'll allow it. But fuck yeah I hope so too, that would be a life goal achieved.

I fucking love you too. You keep making the things, and I'll keep sharing what I see, and chipping in to help when I can. Get it all ♥️

Ain't no doubt

Now you listen and you listen good. You fucking deserve this. People deserve the chance to survive doing what they love. You've been nothing but cool to me so I'm gonna boost you til the cows come home to be help you do that.

[Turning to talk to your brain] Now listen here you little shit…

a cat is laying on a blanket on a bed and looking at the camera . Alt: A smol cat laying in a blanket, a hand comes into shot and pulls the blanket over the kitty to tuck it in, then puts a stuffed toy next to it which it hugs, then the hand strokes the cat until it falls asleep.

Good job Betty, now do the other thing ♥️

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It was nearly a villain origin story I can tell you that much

Damn, that sucks 😔 Might as well do the food thing if you're feeling it though, and after monch naps are goated.

You should probably try for real don't you think?

That would just be a happy bonus 😌 I genuinely hurt in so many places

🥰 I've got so many owies, Betty 😭

Those genocidal cunts?? Fucking hell I should have known.

Not gonna lie I'm kinda jealous

He was a real piece of shit, that's for sure. I'll never trust him again.

I know probably most people that follow me already follow Deeny because they fucking rock, but if you don't, you should. And you should also check their art out and get you some. It'll make you cool and popular and sexy.

Ew, why?

That's an incredible derp face. 10/10, no notes.

I once accidentally forgot to put the attachment on my trimmers and took a chunk out of mine so it all had to go. I turned on myself SO FAST. Would not recommend.

Wow. What an absolute betrayal.

Well I just managed to walk into a door frame whilst carrying a freshly made scalding hot cup of coffee. Is this hand going to blister up? Stay tuned to find out! FML.

Alright, who's responsible for me having to have a job? Come on, own up so I can beat the crap outta you.

Well it's an open-ended offer, expiry date: never.

Look it's fine to not want a hug, but if you're not going to take one could you please stand over to the side so you're not blocking other people getting theirs?

Oh boy I wouldn't wanna be them if they break that promise.

Did you kill Monday? Please say yes, I don't wanna do it again next week.

Hot chicks own a dictionary.

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They're pretty great in that way, huh? 🫂

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