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@badthoughthaver.bsky.social

Nerd, geek, dork, loser. Please help: My thoughts, they are bad. Said thoughts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaolkthurmh6 Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social

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Latest posts by badthoughthaver.bsky.social on Bluesky

Then I do believe I have solved your problem

16.02.2026 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You get cool toys that way, too

16.02.2026 08:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mmhmmm

16.02.2026 08:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or, hear me out, if you became Batman.

16.02.2026 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Such an intense expression for not a single thought!

16.02.2026 07:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or better yet, laying down!

16.02.2026 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I'm not a regular question asker either really. Mainly because I can never think of anything interesting to ask though πŸ˜„

16.02.2026 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I, for one will not stand for it.

15.02.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It wasn't great for my self esteem that's for sure.

15.02.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I put a link out there once and got the worst of all possible outcomes: a single fucking question.

15.02.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We could have upwards of $150 before the end of the first year I reckon.

15.02.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i march to the beat of my own drum (flailing wildly like a tool song)

15.02.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I reckon we're going to need *at least* $83.50.

15.02.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like a scam to me.

15.02.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, what? It is? Aw shiiit.

15.02.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well that seems like a decent place to go for recharging. You take care of yourself as well ❀️

15.02.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Then you shoulda been paying closer attention shouldn't you?? πŸ˜’

15.02.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

waterboarding except it’s just me eating it upside down til she squirts

15.02.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not you, it's this goddamn universe we're being forced to exist in. I feel like I should be given the chance to transfer out.

15.02.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A combined sports and karaoke bar called Pitch Changes.

15.02.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Extremely @manicpanic.bsky.social coded content.

15.02.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ewwwwwww

15.02.2026 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This sounds like somebody that knows what they want!

15.02.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A combined bakery and boxing gym called Roll With The Punches

15.02.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

hello and welcome to my
presentation on why we
should build playgrounds
for adults. ill answer your
questions after if we have
time. theres a lot of slides

15.02.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

All these circles are starting to make me real dizzy you know. I might need a little lie down…

15.02.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well you'll have no problems with that I can assure you 😊

15.02.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reeeeeev, that's going to take ages now! Like, obviously I hope you're safe, but I can't wait forever for someone to come and do me in.

15.02.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™„

15.02.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe we should all just do DIY lobotomies? The people in charge already seem to have done it.

15.02.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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