Michael (Spooky Mode 🎃)

and to clarify: was not fired for my previous remarks, am actually performing very well in role, but i would rather chew through seven layers of rental property carpet than continue to stay in this team with her

Gay marketing people in my phone - shooting up a flare because I need a new role (either remote or Chicago-based).

Pls hit my line mil graciasssss ❤️❤️❤️

today i told my boss i couldn’t tell whether or not she hated me because she’s literally the only person in the entire office (that i’ve actually spoken to) who has never complimented my personality/my work/my outfit.

how was your day?

we’re in a bear-face epidemic

The de-cvntification of Gwen Stefani is one of the biggest tragedies of our time

a maricón requiem

don’t move i’m coming over 😈😈

we love a dealllll

lmaooooo i was snuck upon 😭😭 im a sweetheart i swear

my bf said i look like a mean gay, i told him i would ask the audience

posting this solely to give you and whoever you share it w their @ to block 🫶🏼

huge slut for crossing items off of my to-do list.

🥴🤤

ahem, may i have your attention please?

remembered i have a switch with breath of the wild collecting dust, life is worth living again!!!

love her so much

i thought about it, and i’m a gin sun, bourbon moon, tequila rising - what are you all, little gay people in my phone?

About that time again

if i send you this it mean it’s time to clock in WAGE SLAVES!!! End stage capitalism demands your sacrifice divaaaa 🤩

I struggle to take a lot of Y’all™️ seriously bc you’ve got Hozier, Florence, Sara Bareilles, Yebba, Miley, HAYLEY AND ADELE…… and still choose Taylor?

more letters and a slutty little 18 karat gold chain, actually!!!!!

feeling like i need a new job and more letters behind my name oh no :))))

BEEN had him blocked, he’s so controversial

tbh we should all get to tell a white lie for fun every once in a while, as a little treat for surviving through the collapse of American hegemony

not to be a “my man my man” ass bitch but he did his big one last night 😵‍💫😵‍💫

reallllllll

Often mistaken for standoffish because I’m quiet and shy, but it is what it is

don’t really want to be Fr*nch but nobody is perfect

“whats your dream in life?”

i want to be Princess Belle (hot + autistic, reads for a living, rich husband)

deal