Max Gross

Congrats!!!!

To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.

hi, cis folks!

if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now.

the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE.

we need you to call senators: reps.fyi

more info & script downthread.🧵

Some fireworks are more cunty than others. This is an objective fact

hi, cis folks!

so senate’s king nerd struck the trans healthcare bans from the budget bill—that’s good! but the GOP may put it back in, meaning dems need to be ready to challenge it on the floor—that’s doable, but they need to know you want them to!

today’s a great day to call senators: reps.fyi 🧵

Every website can be tumblr if we post badly enough 🫶

WOKE IS BACK 🚨 YOU HAVE A NEW PRONOUN DUE FRIDAY

Someone has to post this. And it might as well be me

Andrew Cuomo concedes New York City Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani Andrew Cuomo’s concession came as the race’s outcome will be decided by a ranked choice count after neither Democrat got a clear majority in the vote.

BREAKING: Andrew Cuomo concedes New York City Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani.

apnews.com/article/andr...

Cuomo conceded New York City baby lets go Mets baby bodega cats pizza pie I love this city

DIVA (cu*mo) DOWN 🎉🎉

Wahoo yippee!!!!

CLARIFICATION :

The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline.

They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY

So spread this around

They can be texted. They can be called.

T-shirt that says “she’s broken because she believed” with certain letters re-colored to add the hidden message “he’s ok because he lied”

how long before one of them tweets this

there are decades where no posting happens, there are weeks where years of posting happens

I have 2 to offer if we needed to get the Backstreet Blades together again

How come they hate queer people when their interpersonal drama is exactly the same

I promise I don’t pay her to post such kind summaries of my work. Unless you count loving her forever (and cooking) as payment

At 9am in new york city everyone who’s outside goes “it’s time to use our Machines.” It doesn’t matter what the Machines are as long as they are loud. The call of the car alarm must be reciprocated by the bellow of the jackhammer. To which I reply ayyy I’m sleepin here

a medieval full-visor helmet in the style of an oaf's face

Hath Milord any GAMES upon his PHONE?

Evasive Plays - Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney (PART 1) YouTube video by Evasive

Link for when it’s time: www.youtube.com/live/T-YC4OD...

Attention gamers I’m making my foray into streaming tn with Evasive. catch me every thursday on YouTube at 7:30 EST until we finish Ace Attorney

[yelling from the crowd like that “my leg” fish from spongebob] I KNOW HIM 🥳🎉🎊

FINALLY people will be able to tell us apart again

sorry I’m here to ratio you with dillin. consider yourself dunked on*

*loved and supported

🫶🫶🫶 proud of this weird and complicated essay-ish thing

my real dream is to work with the muppets

can we not come together to maximize our joint slay… must you kill me with a baseball bat

whenever a fellow sabrina carpenter kills me in fortnite I know how caesar felt as brutus’s dagger pierced his flesh

"I'm a ravenclaw!" "I'm a hufflepuff!" you're complicit is what you are