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Juliana Huxtable at Basement on Valentine’s Day…they should be glad our people can’t get pregnant…

@reverendmoney flirting with gays is so fye but these new gays will really fuck you 🫣 they don’t give a fuck .

The Letters of Mina Harker (Dodie Bellamy, 1998)

Whole time I was going “he didn’t even know what was coming…”

Read an online pdf of Guy Debord Society of the Spectacle. Ken Knabb translation. Client at work asked me what book I'm reading. And I totally butchered his name even though I know better. It's because I'm a proud American steadfast in my unwillingness to learn.

Rigorous pursuit

Everyone’s afraid of me because my eyes are too blue. NOT SORRY !

Regardless of Pillion’s quality I’ll admit that they got me with my own personal cheese-under-box trap by doing Scorpio Rising homage in the trailer needledrops

Try is really brutal but also his most emotionally vulnerable imo. The Todd Verow Frisk movie is really fun

Watching videos of Lettrist poetry performance and missing art for boys 💔

It was me. But I got it from my childhood bestie who I think got it from someone at Binghamton

[tripping and falling and breaking all my arms and legs] It’s a new dance move in the Lettrist tradition

My coworker is losing his fucking mind bro LMAOOOO what is this

To Sarah, We often look alike (or so I’m told), but so don’t see it in this photo. Otherwise I often do. KIT/HAGS -Chloe

Recently signed the photo of myself in Sarah Cummins’s copy of issue 1. Would be willing to do this in any future issues containing my likeness.

This was so scary for myriad reasons. Glad it was all just a dream.

My impression of a straight girl after her gay guy friend says something unforgettably mean to her

Remember! you have to declare your butch/femme alignment by February 1st. If you don't you won't be able to participate in upper level lesbian activities

i think its good what ok go did on those treadmills

Hellie did you nuke your account. That’s awesome. I should do that for everything but the posts I like

Or: The Easel™️ Architectural Photography Boat Tour

Limited edition live museum tour Chicago exclusive

Computer show me Tony and Carmela happy moments. Computer stop saying that’s not the point of the show. Computer. Send them to Disney World please

Listening to Judy at Carnegie Hall through the bathroom door. Pretending I’m at a house party and she’s serenading the guests ❤️

come on #RingoGang lets make sure 3/4 of the 2028 sam mendes beatles movies bomb #RingoOnly

A lot of people think it’s gross and wrong that Oedipus did that. But he didn’t know! It would be strange and problematic if he did.

A lot of people carry out an “Oedipus complex” without meaning to. But this is in line with the original story, where Oedipus Rex’s penis falls into his mother on accident.

I’ve seen them deploy a series of machines across New York to deal with the “snow problem.” Shovel machines, plowing machines, flying machines. Just today they unleashed a large mechanical lizard: the Godzilla machine. Fuck, it’s so much cooler than my idea for a “melting machine.” I’m so cooked.

It’s actually Mrs. Rants these days. Me and Mr. Raves had our marriage last fall, and later went to the bedroom for hot and sweaty consummation (I.e. sexytimes!)

Matthew by Matthew Goldin

Made me laugh and laugh and laugh…my coworkers would ask, “what are you laughing at?” And I’d answer, “I’m reading a very funny book.” ❤️

Early evaluations of The Pitt S2 are unnecessary. We must remember that it took four episodes for the transgender sommelier to show up last season