Keith One Through Seven

a frozen pond. two shadows are cast across it

trees at Indian Boundary Park. two of the trees are pretty much parallel to the ground

a cracked sidewalk. someone has inlaid mosaics in the cracks

a sculpture at the park that was kinda recently installed. it's called Eye of the Storm

it's 55 degrees in Chicago so we're all legally obligated to go outside

Post a tree you photographed.

It's really a photo of a woodpecker, but I think it counts.

Historically, Dorothy Day

Locally, Jessie White

Where though? Duckburg?

Honestly, the show makes the separatist cause make a lot of sense. And then knowing the Republic becomes the empire? Yeah confirmed. And yeah the Jedi do suck. "You aren't allowed to have strong emotions or close relationships!" Yeah that's going to end well.

Wish I wasn't working! I need to catch your next one.

We had a "Don Knotts looking ass baby. "

I'd add my own but this is perfect already.

Always grateful for a reminder to listen to more Russian Circles.

Sorry to all the +1's

Maybe the best stand-up set I've seen

the marquee for the Chicago Theater. it reads "James Acaster Live On Stage Tonight Sold Out"

two people sitting in a theater.

so thoughtful of James Acaster to come to town on our anniversary. (and even more thoughtful of our friend to make sure we all got incredible seats tonight!)

Opinion page of the Onion Jan-Feb 2026 issue with a piece titled "Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?" by Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI

@theonion.com is so worth the subscription for this

if you vote here in Cook County, check out the #GirlIGuess guide. I've used it to help inform my voting for the past few years and I can't recommend it enough!

Favorite song with a title at least 6 words long:

You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar, but I Feel Like a Millionaire (Queens of the Stone Age)

Reading the replies to this and the quote tweets, I'm not sure I know what a dad movie is. But I'm not sure that I have a favorite one.

Your sugar sculpture looked amazing to this guy.

My uneducated self had warning bells going off like "this is either incredibly disorganized or a scam, and probably both." I'm glad to hear someone who knows what she's talking about feels similarly.

So many people don't understand that just because you're "kidding" doesn't make it funny. Plus these guys are always just testing the waters to see if their misogyny can be mainstream again.

And he WILL be brought to justice.

"If they would just cooperate" 🤮🤮🤮

Plus Sleater-Kinney, Sleigh Bells, Fiona Apple, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Peaches...

Daily #GirlKnight - 1/22/2026

Girlknight who sits on the end of a blade of grass and holds her arms out so when a princess walks by she can latch on and drink blood from the princess's ankle.

I open tiktok when I want to watch a bunch of 30 second videos. Why is everyone doing 5 monute tiktoks now.

We need to talk Clone Wars some time. I have a lot of opinions and I'm sure you do too (in addition to loving droids and Jar Jar.)

Unfortunately a lot of Star Wars fans are fascist cosplayers.

Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in their hand

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"You'll Be Back" is a mainstay in my Karaoke rotation.