Keith One Through Seven

KIYAC — the Kat for Illinois Youth Advisory Council — is putting on its first campaign event!

Come get a free car wash, drop off your winter clothes, and pick up a yard sign at Double Clutch Brewing Company in Evanston til 10:30!

IT TOBER

HAP TOBER

Always saunter. You didn't want that bus anyway.

Oof!

This is incredible!

This issue is heartbreaking. Thank you for this series.

Subtly downgrade a band:

Acquaintance Holly

I for one welcome our shadowy overlord.

What movie do you consider perfect?

Threnody kissing Nate Grey captioned “And I said yep, what a concept, I could use a little fuel myself.”

I'M NOT A SHEEP! i will only get information from coworkers and a guy who makes videos in his car!!!

For me? XRT or White Sox, 100% of the time.

Your 1st response was appropriate!

AAAB?

get yourself a congressional candidate who can kill charybdis *and* prioritize direct action

"New Conservative Think Tank Wants to Accelerate the Destruction of the Democratic Party."

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

a great blue heron fishing in North Pond. the sun was setting so the bird is mostly just a silhouette against the water. we did manage to see them catch a fish which was pretty neat. we also saw some people playing a game called "is that a snapping turtle and should they be feeding it?" but I try not to tell people how to enjoy themselves.

a picture across North Pond from the east side of the pond. there are some high-rises behind the tree line and the sun is setting behind the buildings on the left side of the photo. not pictured: so many mosquitoes

a blurry photo, but it's again at North Pond. facing south and you can see a line of Canadian geese that stretches across the entire frame horizontally. I've heard of getting your ducks in a row but apparently geese also appreciate an orderly formation

the kid's archery practice has moved inside for the season, but the weather was nice enough to walk around North Pond while we waited for him.

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Anyways fuck DC comics and here is a link to her Patreon www.patreon.com/scumbelievable

She's a trans woman who isn't afraid to speak her mind. That's enough for these assholes

She has a devoted anti-fan base. A coworker who was excited for the book turned against it like 2 months ago because of what people were saying about her online.

Sometimes I feel like a crazy person when I'm talking about comic books, but then I realize I don't sound any crazier than someone talking about football.

Quote post with your own very dramatic (or otherwise) black and white selfie.

It was honestly fun! Thanks for pizza and cute cats!

one of those trucks that's a roving billboard (is it just called a roving billboard? I'm not gonna look it up right now). it's got an Onion headline that reads "ICE agent decides he wants kids after seeing incredible love and devotion of parents begging him not to take their child"

a friend and I went downtown this evening to scream in the streets with thousands of our neighbors.

@theonion.com was also at the protest this evening and they were pulling no punches

There is a classic Chicago “TARGET: RATS” poster stapled to a wooden telephone pole. It’s a yellow poster with rats in red crosshairs and instructs residents to “help to eliminate the rat problem in this area”. Next to it, I’m holding one of our campaign posters which is in a similar style. At the top is “WARNING” in red text above a red circle with a line through it depicting an ICE agent. A square next to it reads, “ICE OUT OF ILLINOIS”. The words in the box at the bottom of the poster read, “THIS IS THE REAL THREAT FACING OUR COMMUNITY. WHAT IF WE STOOD UP FOR FAMILIES INSTEAD OF TEARING THEM APART? KAT WILL FIGHT FOR THE AMERICAN DREAM.”

Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two posters.

Name a 0/10 ship.

I think I win.