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Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do t...

@theonion.com DOES NOT MISS. Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process — theonion.com/not-sure-how...

13.11.2025 14:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Green and pink bands of Aurora Borealis seen rising over a football field

Green and pink bands of Aurora Borealis seen rising over a football field

Aurora Borealis over Cambridge MA!

12.11.2025 03:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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If you care about housing & childcare affordability, safer streets, sustainability, and protecting immigrant residents, I’m asking for your #1 vote.

Let’s bring this home and keep fighting for a Cambridge that works for all of us

04.11.2025 18:45 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Today is Election Day! Polls are open until 8pm.

I’ve never been successfully re-elected before—I lost my last re-election by a handful of votes. I’m hoping to change that today

04.11.2025 18:45 — 👍 56    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 1
Two people holding Jivan for Cambridge City Council lawn signs in front of a brick wall

Two people holding Jivan for Cambridge City Council lawn signs in front of a brick wall

Happy election day everybody! #CambridgeMA #JivanforCambridge

04.11.2025 14:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@trashfuture.bsky.social is that another original Dean Koontz in the background?

30.10.2025 14:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Instagram screenshot of Dean Koontz wearing a sort of helmet toupee with an open book in front of him.

Caption: 
deankoontzofficial If I had to set all my novels in one decade, what decade would it be? About 120 million years ago. You can never go wrong with dinosaur

Instagram screenshot of Dean Koontz wearing a sort of helmet toupee with an open book in front of him. Caption: deankoontzofficial If I had to set all my novels in one decade, what decade would it be? About 120 million years ago. You can never go wrong with dinosaur

TIL this is what Dean Koontz looks like, and also that his Instagram captions reveal the heart of a shitposter

30.10.2025 12:39 — 👍 387    🔁 53    💬 28    📌 27
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Jealous Guy (Live) by Donny Hathaway on Apple Music Song · 1972 · Duration 3:09

another track from that same live album (they're all incredible) music.apple.com/us/album/jea...

01.10.2025 14:51 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Sounds like an MF DOOM lyric

25.09.2025 04:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've heard rumors that he's been putting them up in front of unoccupied houses

24.09.2025 00:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Eric and the Coat Of Many Different Locations

23.09.2025 23:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Lou Barlow singing & playing guitar in front of a very enthusiastic crowd

Lou Barlow singing & playing guitar in front of a very enthusiastic crowd

Great time seeing Sebadoh at The Middle East last night

22.09.2025 11:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.

17.09.2025 14:07 — 👍 14322    🔁 3154    💬 91    📌 128
A white 5 gallon bucket full of wooden chopsticks sitting on the sidewalk next to a full black trash bag.

A white 5 gallon bucket full of wooden chopsticks sitting on the sidewalk next to a full black trash bag.

03.09.2025 21:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SHUT UP. Biden and Harris armed and supported the genocide. They could have stopped it if they wanted to. They _didn't want to._ Trump is also evil but we have no reason to believe that this wouldn't have happened with Harris in charge.

01.09.2025 00:42 — 👍 28    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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Are You Aware Of The Alan Dershowitz Martha's Vineyard Pierogi Situation? | Defector It is perhaps unfair to the rest of humanity to slot Alan Dershowitz in as a specific type of guy. He fits into a number of variously rancid cohorts—Inner Circle Jeffrey Epstein Associates; Celebrity ...

I'm looking forward to next Wednesday where I might be able to tell dershowitz to fuck off while waiting in a long line for pierogi defector.com/are-you-awar...

07.08.2025 13:32 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
UK Media Shifts Tone on Gaza - #BrokenNews
YouTube video by Larry & Paul UK Media Shifts Tone on Gaza - #BrokenNews

The algo obviously HATES us talking about this.

So would you do us a favour and share?

UK Media Shifts Tone on Gaza - #BrokenNews
youtu.be/WmFD42E5_W4

27.07.2025 20:57 — 👍 399    🔁 308    💬 12    📌 29
Somerville Chocolate – A Bean to bar chocolate CSA located in Somerville, Massachusetts In addition to the CSA, Somerville Chocolate offers a selection of bars for purchase, either direct or through area specialty stores. Most of these bars evolved from past CSA harvests.

A local chocolatier sells lovely little cigarette-pack sized chocolate bars out of one in Somerville MA www.somervillechocolate.com

14.07.2025 11:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What are your "Democratic Wins" again?

23.06.2025 12:10 — 👍 31    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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আর অবশ্যই — আমাদের প্রিয় সিটি কাউন্সিল সদস্য, জেলা ৩৯-এর শাহানা হানিফ-কে আবারও নির্বাচিত করুন।
And of course — re-elect our beloved City Council Member from District 39, Shahana Hanif.

চলুন একসাথে ভোট দিই — এক হাসি-খুশি নিউ ইয়র্ক-এর জন্য।
Let’s vote together — for a hashi khushi New York. 🇧🇩🗽

22.06.2025 15:34 — 👍 1366    🔁 170    💬 17    📌 64

Vaxxed?

17.06.2025 21:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What, by coming out against killing kids?

06.06.2025 16:34 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Cave Wall CEO: The next generation of shadows will accurately depict real life

23.05.2025 18:01 — 👍 204    🔁 58    💬 2    📌 1

"it's the constitutional right to have a dog corpse on your ranch"

20.05.2025 14:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

mf should be delivering pizza on rollerblades

20.05.2025 14:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Racing shell - Wikipedia

Close - these are racing shells, for crew. They're much longer and more fragile than canoes- propelled by eight rowers & steered by a coxswain, synchronously pulling their oars. This could be a devastating loss for the Arlington/Belmont crew; hoping they can get back on the water soon!

18.05.2025 20:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It’s time this city empowered small businesses—not bury them in fines, fees and endless bureaucracy.

Here’s my plan.

18.05.2025 14:10 — 👍 740    🔁 136    💬 6    📌 33

Help us report this fundraiser on Eventbrite for violating their community guidelines. Transphobes get fucked.

14.05.2025 22:25 — 👍 34    🔁 18    💬 0    📌 0
marketing image from the TV show Chicago Hope with the face of the newly elected pope, Robert Francis Prevost, superimposed onto the body of Mandy Patankin, and the text altered to read "Chicago Pope"

marketing image from the TV show Chicago Hope with the face of the newly elected pope, Robert Francis Prevost, superimposed onto the body of Mandy Patankin, and the text altered to read "Chicago Pope"

08.05.2025 17:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
NYT headline: “Kennedy Advises New Parents to ‘Do Your Own Research’ on Vaccines” 
Subheader:
“In an interview with Dr. Phil, the health secretary offered false information about vaccine oversight and revealed a lack of basic understanding of new drug approvals.”

NYT headline: “Kennedy Advises New Parents to ‘Do Your Own Research’ on Vaccines” Subheader: “In an interview with Dr. Phil, the health secretary offered false information about vaccine oversight and revealed a lack of basic understanding of new drug approvals.”

“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?”
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic

30.04.2025 11:36 — 👍 27318    🔁 6745    💬 751    📌 372

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