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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public

@geoffdoom.bsky.social

Satire/Parody | Y’see, repeating their own evil words through the lens of cartoon supervillains diffuses their dog whistles | Not an official Marvel/Disney handle

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Don’t forget Epstein distraction. #MAGA?

19.02.2026 06:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Will be the Greatest Monument to DOOM ever built, now rising at the site of New DOOMstadt (formerly DC)— Fully paid for by Oligarch Patriot Donors. ZERO cost to our New Latverian (formerly US) Taxpayers!

#MakeDOOMGreatAgain #Ballroom #doomsday #doomsdayhasbegun

19.02.2026 06:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

RAVES for The High Evolutionary:

“The sweeping, chaotic changes he has made have shaken medicine and science in Wundagore to the core, destroying public health. Less than half of Animen have confidence in Cult of the Jackal’s ability to make science-backed decisions.”

#WhoFKJr #Doomsdayhasbegun

19.02.2026 05:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Q: “As, DOOM’s popularity RISES around the World, especially in Regions where DOOM has invested SO MUCH effort in mentioning Peace and the not-made-up Nobel #FIFA Piece Prize, you think we Might be watching the EMERGENCE of a Global DOOM?”

DOOM: “Yes.”

#DOOM #doomsdayhasbegun

19.02.2026 05:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THE TRADEWAITER’S DEFICIT HAS BEEN REDUCED BY 1776% BECAUSE OF THE STORYLINE DECOMPRESSION BEING CHARGED TO OTHER COMPANIES AND MULTIVERSES. IT WILL GO INTO THE NEGATIVE ZONE DURING THIS YEAR, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MANY VOLUMES. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

19.02.2026 02:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Avengers, Howling Commandos, Hydra—a lot of super-people suggested it. Nothing's been done on that.

#DOOM #PutaDOOMonIt #doomsdayhasbegun #MakeDOOMGreatAgain

18.02.2026 16:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hindsight Lad suggested to DOOM about changing the name of Penn Station to DOOM Station. Dulles Airport is really separate; DOOM Airport is really not too involved with Congress. That’s a separate kind of a deal, as you know... but it was suggested to DOOM by many people. #DOOM

18.02.2026 16:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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1 week. Ish. 🇺🇸

The machinations. The tyranny. POTUS Supreme Dr. Geoffrey S. DOOM’s State of the DOOM address. 🔥

18.02.2026 13:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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See, not so short.

cc: Graydon Carter

#DOOM #NOTaShortFingeredVulgarian #doomsdayhasbegun #MakeDOOMGreatAgain

18.02.2026 12:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Love DOOM, but do it from Afar!

#MakeDOOMGreatAgain

18.02.2026 08:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

With all of their talk about Pym footprints and everything else, they're allowing hundreds of tons of cannon to pour into the Mighty Negative Zone, making it much less mighty. ACT FAST. DOOM awaits your call.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

POTUS SUPREME Dr GEOFFREY S. DOOM, esq.🇺🇸

18.02.2026 07:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These Avenger caused Disasters, both Zone and Shutdown, will only get worse. The High Evolutionary, The Hand, and the Mayor of Westview must act, IMMEDIATELY. This is a Radical Centrist caused Retcon Hazard.

18.02.2026 07:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DOOM was not at all involved with whatever has taken place, but he can fix it. But remember, even in that case, with the Avengers Shutdown, we'll have to bring in true DOOMbots to do the work because many are not functioning right now. #DOOMsday

18.02.2026 07:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wundagore, Madripoor, and Westview, NJ, who are responsible for the massive retroactive continuity spill in the Negative Zone, must have a team-up, IMMEDIATELY. If they can't do the crossover, they have to call DOOM and ask, POLITELY, to get the issues inked and lettered. #DOOM

18.02.2026 07:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

DOOM chooses @captmarkkelly.bsky.social!

Oh, sorry, spoilers, DOOM guesses.

DOOM sometimes forgets that not everyone has a Time Platform.

#DOOM

17.02.2026 21:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who?

17.02.2026 15:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But at least the Sue RICHARDS!! DOOMbot is functioning.

So now that DOOM has complimented her, she DOESN’T NEED TO TELL WHAT SHE KNOWS.

Please.

DOOM loves you,
@hillaryclinton.bsky.social!

17.02.2026 13:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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President Supreme Dr. Geoffrey S. DOOM
47.5🇺🇸

17.02.2026 13:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DOOM has now waited sufficiently long to give the gloating texture:

DOOM has been TOTALLY EXONERATED by that Secret #StrangerThings finale! DOOM will NO longer be considered a (checks notes) #ConformityGate cuckold by DOOM’s socials!

You didn’t see it? Well, DOOM’s father works for @netflix.com so

17.02.2026 11:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Btw, DOOM watched @aoc.bsky.social answering questions in Munich–this was not a good look for New Latveria (formerly US). DOOM watched @gavinnewsom.bsky.social answering questions for in Gene—uh, Munich and this was a bad look for our country. (Irony?) These two DOOMbots are malfunctioning!

#DOOM

17.02.2026 11:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

It’s a total disaster for them but for DOOM, it’s a TOTAL and COMPLETE EXONERATION. These are Not the droids you’re looking for. Thank you for your attention to this matter."

#EpsteinFiles #Epstein #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp #EpsteinAdministration

17.02.2026 10:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And you see what’s happening with the Avengers, with RICHARDS!! and all the rest, they’re being pulled in because that’s where the evidence is, it’s not with DOOM, it’s with them, and it’s all coming out now, the photos and the emails.
#DOOM #doomsdayhasbegun

17.02.2026 10:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DOOM has nothing to Hide. DOOM was Exonerated! DOOM had Nothing to do with terrific guy—who’s a lot of fun to be with—Zebediah Killgrave. The RICHARDS!! went in hoping they’d find something and found just the Opposite. DOOM has been totally exonerated—Did DOOM mention that?
#DOOM #Doomsdayhasbegun

17.02.2026 10:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Last night I saw, “VALERIA,” for the sixty-seventh time. The DOOMbots loved it, and so did DOOM! Check it out. Now!— A FORCED SEE! Directed by The Predator!

17.02.2026 01:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Avengers (YEAR 1963!) and Defenders are at RECORD LOWS, and DOOM is Bigger, Better, and Stronger than EVER BEFORE!!! Working RICHARDS!! – ENJOY YOUR DOOM! President Supreme GSD.

#PresidentsDay #DOOM #DOOMsday

17.02.2026 01:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy President’s Day! Moloids and Atlanteans are Way Down. The Silver Surfer, and your love for DOOM, is Way Up. DOOM’s DOOMbots are Strong and Powerful, DOOM’s Preemptive Law Enforcement is GREAT, and DOOM’s Time Platform is 100% Secure.

#PresidentsDay #DOOM #doomsdayhasbegun

17.02.2026 01:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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DOOM-PR: “Happy President’s Day, Mr. President Supreme 🇺🇸

EVERYONE came to your Birthday Party in 1986.”

#MakeDOOMGreatAgain

16.02.2026 23:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The word that everyone’s looking for is #tyranny. Always ends great for tyrants, right?

16.02.2026 12:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This. Is. An OUTRAGE!!!

DOOM will abide No KATAMARI-ing of DOOM’s Perfect Visage!

15.02.2026 22:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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