Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public

Highly respected dracula, Dracula, is a truly strong and powerful Leader with a proven track record of delivering phenomenal results. He fights tirelessly for, and loves, his great Vampire Nation and its draculas, just like I do for New Latveria (formerly US).
;)
#dracula #Orbán #Diplomacy #DOOM

He literally places it before his mate, before fatherhood. Other than his position of power, it’s the first thing he wants you to know about him. So, how does ANYTHING he’s done or said reflected the ideals of our Savior?

#Jesus #HEgetsUs #NotThisShiteHawk #WWJD #Christ

RADICALLY TRANSPARENT TYRANNY:

Terrific guy, who’s a lot of fun to be with, #JeffreyEpstein is just SHOPPING for CAGES.

For birds or whatever.

Ornithopedophile?

The long and short of it, you Pembrokian Radical Centrist:

Yes.

DOOM will take a break from Perfectly mocking cartoon supervillain predator oligarchs.

To throw your carrot.

You’re a good boy.

#Corgi #DogDad

You say you got a real solution? Well, y’know, DOOM would love to see concepts of the plan

You ask DOOM for a contribution? Well, y’know, all DOOMs are doing what DOOMs can

But if you want money for DOOMs with minds that hate

All DOOM can tell you is: #MODOK, you have to wait

#Allright #DOOM

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Elon Musk posted about race almost every day in January Many social media posts by Tesla CEO on his platform are indiscernible from those of white supremacists, say experts

www.theguardian.com/technology/2... 🤔

Trump posted a video depicting the first Black president and his wife as apes and his excuse for this is that it's a riff on The Lion King, a movie that does not feature any apes. Somehow this was a one-day story and we've already moved on.

Fine, DOOM will do it himself.

DOOM is bringing proud to be an American back.

Not the song.

The emotion.

Anybody miss it?

Yeah, DOOM, too.

Anybody wanna dismantle, just, so much evil shit?

DOOM hasn’t forgotten Virginia Giuffre.

Have you?

#NotSuicidal #NeverShuttingUp #TeamUSA #EpsteinFiles

(But the woman convinced of sex trafficking little kids looks pretty happy and the stock market might be up so….)

DOOM has been asked a follow-up question, ‘What does DOOM like about Bill Clinton?’

DOOM likes his behavior towards DOOM. The way he never, ever tells what he knows.

“DOOMbot” Loser, Justifiably Sanctimonious #DINO Congressman Thomas Massie, made a total fool of DOOM’s lackey yesterday, fighting courageously against DOOM’s hopeless agenda of Hate and Stupidity (on which time is running out). He is now in “Wacky” Atticus Finch territory!

Actually, it is the SLIMEBALL Howling Commandos, many of them with Eye Patches and Bowler Hats, have been proven GUILTY! Except for Bill Clinton. DOOM likes Bill Clinton. DOOM has always liked Bill Clinton.

Where the one thing that has been proven conclusively, much to their chagrin—that word is how you know DOOM didn’t write this—was that POTUS Supreme Dr. Geoff S. DOOM notary public has been 100% exonerated of their ridiculous Kree Hala Hala Hala type charges.

AG Lucia von Bardas, under Intense Fire from the DOOM Deranged Radical Centrist Lunatics was … fantastic(?) at yesterday’s Hearing on the pretty-boring never-ending story of Zebediah Killgrave and all those kids that got fucked. Maybe eaten.

#UnredactEverything

So many in the GOP fighting so hard to protect booger eaters.

You know the Americans people are just wondering how many of you are booger eaters, too, right?

And not those barely legal (but not) 15 year old boogers. The fresh, wet ones.

Gross, huh?

#EpsteinFiles

What if DOOM told you about an opportunity that will take all of Planet DOOM’s energy, water, available farmland, everything’s computer chips, and personal data, but will yield no customer goodwill, only a massive bubble that will crater the whole market within 6 months? #Ultron

Prepare for Radically Transparent Tyranny!

DOOM self-leaks random calls, but only the important side—DOOM’s!

*munch munch*
“What? … No, it was a misunderstanding. Turns out MODOK is still really into AOL Instant Messenger. … Yeah! … No idea who those bee keepers are.”
#AIM

In a normal government, this results in the resignation of multiple cabinet officials (Transportation, Defense, and Homeland Security), and the closure or (at least!) radical reorg of the cartoonishly incompetent agency at the center of it: CBP.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...

Guys. Doesn’t the seem kinda bad?

I don’t know if @groundnews.bsky.social is going to be enough to save the 4th estate.

DOOM intends to.

#NeverShutUp #NeverSurrender

Never forget. These people are … dumb.

A … coincidence? NOT connected in ANY way to … DOOM’s Perfect poll numbers … ANYone buying that?!

#MakeDoomGreatAgain

Transparency is very Important to free Speech Absolutionists!

And this DOES NOT mean that anyone is afraid of an obvious Satire Cartoon Supervillain Roastmaster. Nope, nu-uh, no way.

Maybe DOOM shouldn’t have @‘ed so many GOP fasztarisznya…

The only unbreakable rule: NEVER mention that DOOM’s fingers are somewhat short. Lies from the Radical Centrist at NPR and PBS.

#PettyResistance #BullyRidicule

Taxes are due immediately, punishable by DOOMbotSwat. Make all checks out to the Central Avengers Salvation Headquarters, but feel free to use the acronym.
#MakeUSGreatAgain #MUSGA #teamAmerica

Welcome, New Latverians (formerly proud Americans) your salvation is at hand!

DOOM by supreme executive order do hereby dissolve all structures, offices, and holdings of the Former US, annexing ALL citizens, resources, and other into the mistreated nation of Latveria. For their own good.

Your Duffers of Stranger refuse to Cast DOOM in The Talisman!