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Karp

@pensiveplatypus.bsky.social

Software engineer, TTRPG'er, homelabber, musician, and gamer typically represented by the character creator default. Oh, and an insufferable Philadelphia fan. He/Him

26 Followers  |  104 Following  |  15 Posts  |  Joined: 10.11.2024  |  1.9553

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Chicken wasn't pleased when I blocked her route to Montreal. #cats #tickettoride #boardgames

21.04.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.

08.02.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 41996    πŸ” 6340    πŸ’¬ 721    πŸ“Œ 231

I'm only assuming this was talking about the crash even though the shenanigans keep shenan-againing.

30.01.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah the finger pointing to the previous administration is a fun choice. All you need to do is say "This was a terrible tragedy it was, we are getting to the bottom of it, and we will make the appropriate changes to ensure this never happens again". But naw, let's feed the chaos conspiracy machine.

30.01.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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After juking us into thinking she would never use it, Chicken has christened her watermelon bed. I have located it right next to my work desk so she can manage me more effectively.

20.12.2024 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congress continues to abdicate their responsibilities as they see fit. They don't run to govern, they run to look powerful and make a bunch of money. Making decisions upsets people and loses elections. Why not pass that responsibility up to a single person and whine?

19.12.2024 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I only have Kyren and Moody on my teams. Lucked out there.

13.12.2024 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When you say everything is being done wrong and refuse to elaborate it allows everyone to paint a portrait of you championing what they believe is correct.

Reminds me of how many successful shows/movies have blank slate protagonists allow wider audiences to project themselves into the story.

12.12.2024 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My Wife: Mike Tomlin is 19-0 against the Cleveland Browns at home.

Me: It's because he knows where he keeps the plunger.

08.12.2024 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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8 WINS IN A ROW πŸ”₯

02.12.2024 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1360    πŸ” 193    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 17

Pretty sure it's because we need cuter computers. Comcuters if you will. And the fastest way to make anything cute is to make it smol. And since everyone wants to buy the cutest thing, guaranteed smolification is guaranteed sales.

01.12.2024 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's gotta be the exploratory nature of the era along with how much smaller the internet was back then. Flash was huge so if you were producing animations and games, the 14 year olds in the school library would find you.

26.11.2024 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Exclusive: Fund manager Bessent scores double on Trump victory As a money manager, Scott Bessent's years of inconsistent performance have contributed to a nearly 90% decline in his hedge fund's assets. Now, with other business lines expanding, he has scored on perhaps his biggest bet yet: President-elect Donald Trump.

Trump’s Treasury Secretary nominee comes to the post from the hedge fund world where he lost 90% of the approximately $6 billion of assets entrusted to him. Nine zero. www.reuters.com/business/fin...

23.11.2024 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3198    πŸ” 1264    πŸ’¬ 227    πŸ“Œ 190

We also need to show them all the old flash cartoons. Especially homestarrunner!

24.11.2024 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chicken fun facts: Sometimes she's an armadillo...

22.11.2024 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chicken wanted to remind us what a present she is.

20.11.2024 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
This is your first impression of me. A picture of my calico cat. Her name is chicken and she's just a baby.

This is your first impression of me. A picture of my calico cat. Her name is chicken and she's just a baby.

Ok, don't overthink your first post. Just introduce everyone to your cat and tell them her name is chicken.

16.11.2024 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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