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I just cringed myself inside out.

What a knobhead.

17.02.2026 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolute ghoul. Hell is not hot enough for these despicable bastards.

11.02.2026 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Out of Character
ย 
having noticed one day
his keyboard was dirty,
he reached for the soap spray
and gave it a SQWERTY,
before scrubbing away
โ€˜til each letter was clean
in ignorant bliss of
having wrec ed his machine โ€“

for theย  eys which once wor ed
no ย grad ally did not
and the more that he ty ed
theย  orse it all got
so that as the close
of hisย  oem dreย  near,
as heย  atched ever  s mbol,
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he felt li e aย  ostman
at the end of hiย  ro nd,
ย ith barelย  a lette
in hiย  bag to bย  fo nd.


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Out of Character ย  having noticed one day his keyboard was dirty, he reached for the soap spray and gave it a SQWERTY, before scrubbing away โ€˜til each letter was clean in ignorant bliss of having wrec ed his machine โ€“ for theย  eys which once wor ed no ย grad ally did not and the more that he ty ed theย  orse it all got so that as the close of hisย  oem dreย  near, as heย  atched ever s mbol, e er sign disaย  ear, he felt li e aย  ostman at the end of hiย  ro nd, ย ith barelย  a lette in hiย  bag to bย  fo nd. rian il ton

H r โ€˜ a o m all d โ€˜O t of hara t rโ€™.

09.02.2026 09:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 243    ๐Ÿ” 56    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Imagine having a name that means 'fart' and plastering it all over everything you can.

06.02.2026 08:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I guess someone either doesn't have a clue what they previously said OR they're sharting themselves about more Epstein digging.... ๐Ÿค”

05.02.2026 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข

03.02.2026 11:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How long before Drumpfelthinskin is calling for Nick Hilton's arrest

30.01.2026 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a disrespectful prick

22.01.2026 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is beyond revolting
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21.01.2026 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No way that numpty wrote that

21.01.2026 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No way did that numpty write that

21.01.2026 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1. The tariffs are paid by US consumers
2. Greenland isn't for sale
3. Go f**k yourself

17.01.2026 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2485    ๐Ÿ” 490    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 97    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32

You can't reason with a madman. He really needs to face that fact.

17.01.2026 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Grinning from ear to ear like he actually earned it.

And he'll still never be Obama.

16.01.2026 07:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's just so disgusting and obnoxious.

15.01.2026 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why on earth would they want to do that considering the shit they're pulling on US citizens currently?! Utterly delusional moron.

15.01.2026 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my good God. Enough of this utter, utter shite. He's such an insufferable bullshitter.

14.01.2026 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WTAF?! Every day is more mad than the last.

13.01.2026 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What the hell are we doing?!
Not again, for the love of God!

07.01.2026 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same. On both counts.

It started here in the UK mid-2016 with the insanity of the Brexit vote, followed by that thing later in the year. Those 2 catastrophes in the same year are not coincidences. IMHO.

07.01.2026 07:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How many WTFs are people averaging on a daily basis at the mo?

06.01.2026 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Here's a novel thought, you utter tool!

06.01.2026 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dear God above. What freaking moron.

Do people actually believe this utter shite?

06.01.2026 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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First rule of the Trump administration: Every accusation is a confession

03.01.2026 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1355    ๐Ÿ” 247    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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29.12.2025 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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24.12.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They may as well just come out and say he's guilty at this juncture.

24.12.2025 06:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my dear God, not this absolute horseshit again!

22.12.2025 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thoughts and prayers for the satirists.

22.12.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When your brain can't keep up with the ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ

21.12.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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