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Samantha Dee

@samanthadeebg87.bsky.social

NSFW 18+ A boring cantankerous cunt on the internet. some people are into it. Owner of retired mommy milkers

62 Followers  |  21 Following  |  34 Posts  |  Joined: 16.11.2024  |  1.6407

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Happy Belated Birthday. Thank you for the insight you put out into the world.

30.12.2024 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He’s probably still sore that his daughter has never looked at him the way she does at Trudeau

18.12.2024 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not words I want to think of together

28.11.2024 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s about 600 billion annually imported from Canada. Essentials like lumber, electricity, fresh water, wheat, and oil.

27.11.2024 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For bullies, by bullies.

27.11.2024 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Got this wrong at trivia a few months back. It’s burned into my brain meats now.

26.11.2024 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣

26.11.2024 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

100% this

26.11.2024 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I loved sudoku

26.11.2024 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m online

23.11.2024 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fresh coat of red

23.11.2024 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

God forbid I just want to collect all the books that I possibly can, move into a mossy cottage in the darkest part of the woods, and make a lil home there amongst the animals and nature.

20.11.2024 09:33 β€” πŸ‘ 8602    πŸ” 861    πŸ’¬ 359    πŸ“Œ 56

Depends on how many books you buy

21.11.2024 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We all have that one author

21.11.2024 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking it’ll be some more submissions from Want by Gillian Anderson tonight. Because surely y’all want to hear the secret fantasies of women, right? And my take on which ones turn me on? ;) What to wear thoughβ€¦πŸ€”

21.11.2024 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯°

19.11.2024 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good Morning!

19.11.2024 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Welcome

19.11.2024 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Best news this week

19.11.2024 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll be on MFC around 9:15pm CST tonight!!

19.11.2024 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve got a regional block on Canada. I’ll dm you for a workaround if you like.

19.11.2024 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you in Canada?

19.11.2024 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi!

19.11.2024 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed.

18.11.2024 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I actually like opening this app. I hope we can maintain this forreal

18.11.2024 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 12061    πŸ” 669    πŸ’¬ 240    πŸ“Œ 34

Don’t like a book? Don’t read it. Pretty simple.

17.11.2024 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 30808    πŸ” 2659    πŸ’¬ 493    πŸ“Œ 208

Better chance of approval than if it were Lewis. Though a porn parody of the screw tape letters could be fun.

18.11.2024 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t forget, Monday is story night. Continuing with The Hobbit tonight. We need some sort of hybrid word for tits and literature…titerature? Part of me thinks Tolkien may not approve, but also he made up a bunch of words, so πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

18.11.2024 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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