Frightful Porpentine

Oh how adorable!

I see you collect them like scalps.

It’s EVERYONE’s nightly chores. That’s why my superstairlift will be such a big hit.

Oh yes, he’s a SCOUNDREL.

Poncing, mostly.

😎

Oui oui

Never!

‘Tis the season

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Are those eyeballs? 🧐

Oh, likewise! And Piglet, of course, one of the all-time great fictional characters.

Trampoline rhymes with Germolene. I’ve made a note of that.

Piglet in the wind with his ears streaming behind him like banners.

Mood.

Patricia Routledge in Keeping Up Appearances

An icon - RIP

Why Does My Cat Smell Like Digestive Biscuits? And Other Poems

A photo of a conical tree in a suburban setting with an orange sunrise behind.

7.05 this morning.

I have been neglecting my baby bird, I must tend to it.

😏

But not very unsettling? DAMMIT

ALL women should be unsettling, that’s my motto.

Hahaha!

A tall window divided by glazing bars into twelve panes, four high and three across. The top four show a pale sky with fluffy clouds. Then three catch a large isolated specimen tree, the bottom three simply bright yellow-green grass

A room with a view

Croome, Worcestershire

WASTED on children 😠

It is INFURIATING.

The smell of autumn is in the air, like a pencil being sharpened in a damp church by someone who has recently smoked a pipe.

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