Sam

And quite right too. Though I would say that, really

My loyalty to Paul Simon requires me to sit with my arms crossed and a face like a dropped pie every time this chancer appears solo #TOTP

I want to clear out my wardrobe and just make way for 100 of those

Now THESE are outfit goals. I want that for my 9am Monday meeting, stat #TOTP

I'd like it known that I was 4 years old at this point and am therefore not responsible for any of the events of the forthcoming hour #TOTP

She's got a radio in her PJs? That must make sleeping uncomfortable #TOTP

Be more Carly Simon #TOTP

Any episode containing George is a top ranking episode and that's that #TOTP

I don't like to cast aspersions but has she rather overdone the contouring on that nose or is it the anti-Adam Ant? #TOTP

Really asking myself what I was listening to age 15 because not many of these ring any bells at all #TOTP

Shirlie's hair is making me sad that mine isn't straight any more because I would TOTALLY rock that cut #TOTP

This is music for people who really bloody hate music #TOTP

Level 42. Musical Valium #TOTP

All these Ibsen trailers make me feel like a right pleb #TOTP

We joke about the Sugababes but I just looked up the Three Degrees and there have been TWENTY different members over the years #TOTP

Looking at those barnets I think we've found the source of the hole in the ozone layer. Those women are 98% Elnett #TOTP

It's like the first half was all brown and orange and beige and then disco happened and the whole world turned FABULOUS

Parks And Rec Happy Galentines Day GIF by NBC Parks And Rec Happy Galentines Day GIF by NBC

Oh! I almost forgot! Happy Galentine's Day you gawjus lot (and a few blokes I suppose)

Oh I have no doubt at all. They're still prosecuting WW2 war criminals FFS

Love, if I shook my groove thang I wouldn't get it stopped before next Wednesday #TOTP

At least the really icky ones have been Yewtreed out of circulation

It's quite grubby, isn't it?

I think I've got some bubble wrap in the garage - I might have a crack at that look over the weekend #TOTP

Oh THAT'S more like it #TOTP

Promise?

Right. I'm reporting for #TOTP duty and, frankly, things had better start looking up soon

Will I ever get over her death? No. No, I don't think I will

After A Week I am delighted to have found the Victoria Wood documentary on U&Gold on catch-up. I might think about #TOTP afterwards

I’m proud to say I had evidently already blocked this person. No idea why but seems to have been a wise choice

No genius is recognised in their own lifetime, Greg